This is unfair because what about the opposite situation where you buy succubus blood love potions online and some yankee gyaru comes and drinks it and you spent all your New Year's money on it, so you can't buy any more. What about that? Justice for love potion buyers!

I feel like I've already read something like this before...

edit: Found it! :D

There is an entire series with this premise
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/sorry_but_im_not_into_yuri

This is unfair because what about the opposite situation where you buy succubus blood love potions online and some yankee gyaru comes and drinks it and you spent all your New Year's money on it, so you can't buy any more. What about that? Justice for love potion buyers!

I feel like I've already read something like this before...

edit: Found it! :D

There is an entire series with this premise
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/sorry_but_im_not_into_yuri

And, of course, that one's Mochi too. :D

(Although judging by the description, doesn't have the necessary yankee gyaru element.)

last edited at Oct 24, 2022 11:08AM

"I can't go on like this!
I need to find a remedy immediately"
I thought she was off to find the cucumber stall

Now I'm imagining Evie masturbating to Elsa "but not in a gay way, she just popped into my mind and I was imagining someone having a good time while masturbating and getting off and she's just cute and - "

This is unfair because what about the opposite situation where you buy succubus blood love potions online and some yankee gyaru comes and drinks it and you spent all your New Year's money on it, so you can't buy any more. What about that? Justice for love potion buyers!

I feel like I've already read something like this before...

edit: Found it! :D

There is an entire series with this premise
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/sorry_but_im_not_into_yuri

And, of course, that one's Mochi too. :D

(Although judging by the description, doesn't have the necessary yankee gyaru element.)

https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/sorry_but_im_not_into_yuri_ch02#4

last edited at Oct 24, 2022 12:49PM

Holy Frank Gorshin, Batman!
I predict Yvonne will get to the tavern only to find that Elsa has been captured, bound and gagged, and is now slowly being lowered into a giant bowl of oatmeal!

https://i.imgur.com/a8895lC.jpg

Holy Frank Gorshin, Batman!
I predict Yvonne will get to the tavern only to find that Elsa has been captured, bound and gagged, and is now slowly being lowered into a giant bowl of oatmeal!

Only one way to rescue her: Yvonne must solve all the riddles in a scroll before it's too late!

I predict Yvonne will get to the tavern only to find that Elsa has been captured, bound and gagged, and is now slowly being lowered into a giant bowl of oatmeal!

Only one way to rescue her: Yvonne must solve all the riddles in a scroll before it's too late!

"There are three men on a boat. They have 4 cigarettes but don't have fire. How do they smoke?"

I predict Yvonne will get to the tavern only to find that Elsa has been captured, bound and gagged, and is now slowly being lowered into a giant bowl of oatmeal!

Only one way to rescue her: Yvonne must solve all the riddles in a scroll before it's too late!

"There are three men on a boat. They have 4 cigarettes but don't have fire. How do they smoke?"

Ummm... the horse's name was Friday!

I predict Yvonne will get to the tavern only to find that Elsa has been captured, bound and gagged, and is now slowly being lowered into a giant bowl of oatmeal!

Only one way to rescue her: Yvonne must solve all the riddles in a scroll before it's too late!

"There are three men on a boat. They have 4 cigarettes but don't have fire. How do they smoke?"

Ummm... the horse's name was Friday!

Lol get out of here! You dummy.

I predict Yvonne will get to the tavern only to find that Elsa has been captured, bound and gagged, and is now slowly being lowered into a giant bowl of oatmeal!

Only one way to rescue her: Yvonne must solve all the riddles in a scroll before it's too late!

"There are three men on a boat. They have 4 cigarettes but don't have fire. How do they smoke?"

They throw one cigarette off the boat and use the boat, obviously making the boat lighter!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighter_(barge)

last edited at Oct 25, 2022 6:45AM

The fanfics for this in Chinese must be amazing

last edited at Oct 25, 2022 9:53AM

I predict Yvonne will get to the tavern only to find that Elsa has been captured, bound and gagged, and is now slowly being lowered into a giant bowl of oatmeal!

Only one way to rescue her: Yvonne must solve all the riddles in a scroll before it's too late!

"There are three men on a boat. They have 4 cigarettes but don't have fire. How do they smoke?"

They throw one cigarette off the boat and use the boat, obviously making the boat lighter!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighter_(barge)

Ah that's a good one.
Also I can think of another solution:

• 3 men and 4 cigarettes? They are uneven.
• They toss out one cigarette. Now they have a match!

last edited at Oct 25, 2022 10:26AM

Finally she gets it

... Evie you're so smart yet such an idiot. It took the future version of your waifu to point out that you like the still smol version of her!? (I'm stilling going with that's some form of future Elsa until it's proven otherwise >_>).

okay future Elsa having to come back in time to convince Yvonne she's in love is very dense of Yvonne, before this she very much had an excuse what with her looking at this world the way she did and how she truly believed the villainess was the only person who could not be together with the heroine but girl....

do you finally see the light? or do you need future Elsa to literally tell you you get married in the future as proof?

last edited at Oct 30, 2022 6:12PM

fucking finally it took the future elsa to spoon feed her the obvious before she realize, she saved us 100+ chapters of evie being oblivious. Thank you future elsa!!! on a side note, I felt some excitement and happiness from future elsa when evie talked to her and also at the same time her loneliness, like it's been a long time for her to talk to evie.

I see not only height the future elsa gains in the long future but as well in the bewbs department.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Density is off the scales, and has far surpassed normal protagonistium. Instead, her brain is made out of strange matter.

Thank you to Hood Lady for speaking some dense into this dense motherfucker

the future selves are both trying to get their younger selves together got damn.

Love it.
Now to see if she's still too dense to acknowledge that Elsa actually really does like her back.

So, we thinking that future Elsa is our Elsa, or just an Elsa doing some kind of time cop multiverse shenanigans? I'm really looking forward to more from this series.

Now I want to see the Steins;Gate Zero version of older!Elsa's timeline that led her to make this potion and take it back in time.

Yvonne is so dense that future/alternate Elsa has to push their romance secretly~

Now I want to see the Steins;Gate Zero version of older!Elsa's timeline that led her to make this potion and take it back in time.

Same.