I'm waiting for them to start showing feelings for each other
“Them” who?
Me and your mom...
They're talking about the useless lesbians
Well, my mom passed away last year, and I know she would never have anything to do with malignant twerps like you.
One of the defining features of “useless lesbians” is that they already do show affection (and attraction) but the signals get missed, misunderstood, or misinterpreted. Like in this story.