Narita is matchmaker-sexual. He gets off on getting other people together.

What level sadist are you when you're physically incapable of believing you're not a bad person?

Calling her her crush? GOOD.

Y'all ever get such a self-recriminating God complex that you drink shitty soda just to prove some inscrutable point? Hashtag relatable

con paciencia y saliva, el elefante se la metió a la hormiga

Google translate says "With patience and saliva, the elephant put it in the ant"

My sister in christ why does your language have this saying

GIRLFRIEND WORD MENTIONED, RED ALERT

Look at those knuckles. She's going for neckussy.

AND THEN TRICLOPS SHOWS UP AND DECIDES I'M JUST GONNA TURN TRIANGLES INTO FUCKING SQUARES!

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I think we know why she got hired

it'd be fun if it ends in a quadrouple. twincest x mom+daughter.
call that "Incest 2: electric boogaloo"

My favorite relationship venn diagram is a circle.

Between this, Asumi-Chan, and I'm Not Into Yuri, there's a shocking number of Dynasty users who are consistently surprised when the porn story does, in fact, prioritize porn.

"I've gotta go to brothels!" with a determined fist clench is an interesting combination.

Also, she's got multiple prostitutes eagerly anticipating her body. The bottom game is insane.

Ah... Utena, what did you think would happen if you put the other two out of commission...

Exactly this, I believe.

Wow, we really are not reading the same manga. Utena hates the fact that Magenta has Dark La Verita.

I assume this is some kind of plot to fix Dark LA Verita. Step one is to get Magenta to bust it out, step two is probably something horny, and step three is solving the problem.

Ah... Utena, what did you think would happen if you put the other two out of commission...

Exactly this, I believe.

"You can't catch me, gay thoughts!"

I don't know if this is even, like, a fucked up relationship. I think they're just fucked up to other people. They seem to get along well enough, it's just anyone in a twenty social-mile radius that needs to watch out.

I know yearning for the poly route is a yuri trope at this point, but come on. That's really the ideal endgame for this series, isn't it?

Beunos dias -- fuck someone else already said it

Honestly, I wanna read a elf x human romance story where the main focus is the human looking for an immortality potion or some such thing. Like, c'mon, yall live in Magic Land. There's gotta be an archwizard you can rizz up to de-age you every few decades or something, right? If I was in a magic world, I would absolutely refuse to die of old age.

Yugioh Yuri is not anything I expected to see here. Or ever, really.

The gayquarium arc is here. We're in the endgame now.

Lilian deserves to be with a girl too ;-;

Mark's redemption arc should include transing their gender, problem solved

Oh this whole family is FUCKED fucked up, huh?

Okay, who else expected her to moan when she got the gun barrel shoved in her larger gun barrel?

Really sucks to be Kanna. First she wanted to go to America with Joe, but then he decided he had something more important here. Now she comes to invite Mitsuki there with her, and will end up getting the exact same answer again.

Tbf if you roll up to a highschooler's house with an offer to move across the world on a whim, you ought to be going into that expecting a refusal. Mitsuki may be super into music, but unless Kanna's offering a job in the industry or something similar it'd be pretty stupid to accept.