Is your girlfriend suddenly holding back around you? Is there an inexplicable distance between you?
She may have contracted Acute Anime! Know the signs!
Symptoms include:
- Not Talking about what's bothering her
- Standoffishness with you or your friend group
- Coldness to you for no reason
- Mood swings around you because you're not a mind reader†
- Not Fucking Talking about what's bothering her!
In many cases, Acute Anime can be cured through physical affection and concrete affirmation of how much you value her presence in your life. ‡ More advanced cases or comorbidity with Tsunderitis may require intervention by a Social Artillery Specialist to break through the knots she's tied herself.
Remember, Acute Anime is a condition that can affect anyone in love, up to and including straight men -- an estimated 50% of characters will contract Acute Anime in their lifetime! -- and only you can prevent it from advancing to Chronic Anime or Terminal Anime (cf. Romeo and Juliet). So act now, before it's to late!
† If you ARE a mind reader, wtf are you doing, get over yourself and figure out how to comfort your lady, you useless lesbian!
‡ If you somehow don't value her, just break it off clearly; no one likes a lesbian who strings girls along because of rank cowardice!
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last edited at Sep 8, 2024 1:38PM