Hinami's Valentine's Date is wacky. We celebrate the day in our own ways. I bake cakes.

"We're an anomaly, not a novelty.
Enter at your own risk, private property.
Do not trespass, beware of dogs.
Bear traps, alarms, and a right to bare arms.
Where laws ain't applied, my jaw's homicide.
The water ain't safe, whoever said it was lied!"

They're either attending Chaor's Underworld Victory Celebration or Lord Zedd's Annual Monster Mash. Either way, Hinami, you could've told Tsukino a bit sooner. For a "Divine" Being, you are incredibly slow when dispensing Nah-Lidge.

Stow the shock, Tsukino. That egg is Perfect.

So that's what Middleton High put in the Mystery Meat!

Wade was right, and then some.

Well, it was Half-Past Invisible.

"JESUS!" - Pegasus J. Crawford.

That was probably his Final Flash.

Heh, heh! The title said "Duty"!

Criminy, I was checking out the Eli x Nozomi Doujins yesterday. This is a most pleasant surprise.

Damn you, Hinami! How could you play with Tsukino like that? This has to be the worst thing you've done!

While you're at it, Hinami, can you dig the Diggers out of dodge before they're eaten by Kindergartners in Beijing?

An odd pairing. Artwork is super cute.

For Hinami, this is relatively mundane. I'm surprised and impressed.

Hm. Kinder, gentler days...

She should've watched the Atop The Fourth Wall Review first.

"Gimme a head with hair!
Long, beautiful hair!
Shinin', gleamin', Streamin', flaxen, waxen!
Give me down to there, shoulder length or longer! (Hair!)
Here, baby, there mama, everywhere, daddy, daddy!
Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair!
Grow it, show it, long as I can grow it, my hair!"

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Thus, we all bare witness to the return of Stupid Sexy Hinami.

"FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!"

"You sunk an entire cruise ship, Carl!"

It's not too shabby. They're not fighting over a Radioactive Man Comic.

Criminy! I can only imagine what it's like to be in a weak state while one of your own creations is extremely grumpy towards you.

Maybe Hinami needs a Snickers.

"Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!"

"Zombehs! Zombehs! Running around!
Having a laugh, eating your cranium!
Larks in the park, fun in the sun!
Eating your mum...(she's oh-so tasty) Yum!"

And thus the self-referential cycle continues. Also, I thought Tsukino would be dinner. Or was Hinami turning herself into dinner?