(https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/virgins_empire_ch150#9)
If someone were approached by a traffic cop and were fined for driving naked on public roads, their conversation would be like this:
[Traffic Guard]: "Show me your license."
[Naked Driver]: "Yes, sir."
The cop looks up and down at the completely naked man, turns his head sideways to check for signs of people circling the street, and then back to the guy.
[Traffic Guard]: "If possible, can I ask you a question?"
[Naked Driver]: "Of course!"
[Traffic Guard]: "Why are you naked?"
[Naked Driver] (resentful): "It's because my clothes had shrunk in the washer!"
Important Reminder: Never approach a person in traffic from where you came into the world. xD
EPILOGUE
Visibly tired after hours of reporting to the police and spending time in jail until he is released, the man comes home and meets his wife, totally worried.
[Wife]: "Why did it take so long!? What about these inmate clothes!?"
[Naked Driver]: (trying to hide the truth): "Honey... I Shrunk the Clothes!"
[reference to the Disney's movie "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids."]
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