You know you've been accepted into the family if you become a target of domestic violence.
On the flip side, there's overpriced shitty ice cream.
I remember when some flavours of Haagen-Dasz were pretty awesome. Strawberry used to be really good, don't think it is any more.
As to the rest . . . yeah. But we've known how this story and these people are for a while now.
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