Ah, the good ol' "pretend to be lesbians so that everyone thinks you're not actually lesbian but actually you're super lesbian the whole time" manoeuvre. A classic. Works every time.
I wrote this as a joke then I actually thought about it some more and this is literally the plot of every single fake dating story, and I freaking love those, so now I need to reflect on some of the life choices I made to get to this moment in my life.
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