f a t t y

Knowing these two Mei-ling was the one who made her cry

They ain't beating the Signalis accusations

If only you were large and floofy, Lace. So close to the perfect being.

Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey that bump is shaped like a queer!

They're meme lyrics please dont hurt me

I know it as "the japanese porn room" after an article I read about it years ago and it's lived rent free in my head ever since.

The western equivalent would probably be "the couch in the corner" or "THAT couch."

^ Yo, I love the true ending so much I could gush about it, but I think I'll save everyone the headache of having to parse through walls of redacted text and just say "Yeah, they hella gay"

My favourite part is even the "Delinquent Ajisai" in Renako's imagination ran away with a random woman instead of a random guy.

Heterosexuality was just never an option to her and I find it kind of wholesome she at least knows that much about herself that early.

Hi Hunger, I'm dad.

Find yourself a rival who will dive into the literal void and beat the crap out of your evil mom for you.

I finally 100% this game and now I'm not sure which ship I like more, this or Shakra.

Belle has no business pretending to be embaressed for Stelle

Poshanka!

^^ That's her glass eye. Her working one is staring daggers into the camera.

Maybe I'm just a jazz head but I thought it was gonna be a drumming joke from the title...

I thought this was the "Man 1v5 Aces his comp match while being the best husband/father" clip, but that's Valorant on the screen, not CS.

Unless he did it again.

Looking at it again I'm realizing the joke is probably the more straightforward "CoD timing with added girlfriend debuff"

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Do not the bat

wtf bro isnt that zoophilia?? it was disgusting af

Bro didnt actually read the comic.

I don't actually blame you, this one's rough.

Is that fucking drossel

Someone beat me to it...

There's only one Matrix movie, there's only two Alien movies, and there's only one Life is Strange game

Won't you come

So this is the power of an Allen Child...

Tbph, I think this is technically one of the least problomatic ships in the series, outside of the whole enemies to lovers thing, especially since they're both likely immortal so at the very least they now have each other.

And after finding the journal entry again while it does heavily imply she outlived her partners through shear age, we have to remember the world they live in is ABSURDLY dangerous, so there's a non zero chance that at least one, if not all of them, met their end some other way.

One of the more prevailing theories I've seen is that Hornet is only in her 50's or so in the first game, which is just enough time to witness the plauge twice. Another is that they have actual bug life spans, we're just seeing it from their perspectives, which actualy would make the whole immortality thing an even worse prospect for them.

^ I haven't beaten the game yet either, so there's probably something I missed too. If it's not that I'm not sure what the iffy lore implication could be.

^ Spoilers, of course:

Lace is an artificial being created entirely out of living silk and is only a couple of years old. Several characters point out she acts like a child. Turns out she's just acting her age.

Conversely, Hornet actually speaks quite often through the game and insists, adamantly, that she is an adult and should be treated as such. Considering her implied immortality in the first game the age gap might be... Big.

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I guess I wasn't very clear. I was talking about The Matrix.

The ONLY Matrix movie.

Although if there was another Matrix movie, this probably would be a reference to one of the more iconic scenes.

If those movies ever existed, that is.