@UnappropriatedFox Haha I know, I was just joking around. Also yeah as Random said coffee is varying shades of brown, coffee beans are brown. Some coffee can be really dark, and you might be familiar with the term "taking coffee black", which just means having your coffee without anything like sugar or cream usually.
Also maybe you've tried it before but if you wanted to try coffee, you could consider a mild decaf coffee. It might still be too much for your anxiety but it's something to consider. I'd recommend maybe early morning when you first get up.