death due to horny supplement

So either Ruantao was plundering Tantai Lan's smut stash for these scrolls, or Yuis at least suspecting something about the Emperor's "condition".

Also, I am going to use the Empress Dowager yelling at Qi and Yu as a meme template and nobody can stop me.

So either Ruantao was plundering Tantai Lan's smut stash for these scrolls, or Yuis at least suspecting something about the Emperor's "condition".

The empress assumed the nosebleed was from overdoing it with medicine and asked Runtao to get/buy her stuff from outside the palace dealing with a more hands-on approach to getting it up. While she was skimming through boring/technical het stuff she stumbled on handy yuri wisdom.

Adorable. ^_^

And the empress has gained some useful new knowledge. :D

I still think there's a pretty good chance Dingdang has known the emperor is a woman the whole time.

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She really did say; "KEEP MY HUSBAND'S NAME OUT YO MOUTH!"

Use your fingers to... what? what?!? what?!?!?!?
I need to know! I think I'm gonna go crazy if I don't find out!

Dingdang believes her husband is a MAN. She has no reasons to doubt it! So what does she plan to use her fingers for!? It can't be lesbian sex— because she has no clue that the emperor is a woman.

The only thing I can think of is...
She plans to stimulate her man's prostate through his rectum. ಠ__ಠ
Unaware that it's HER rectum and SHE has no prostate.
This cannot end well. v.v

or just a hand job

The only thing I can think of is...
She plans to stimulate her man's prostate through his rectum. ಠ__ಠ
Unaware that it's HER rectum and SHE has no prostate.
This cannot end well. v.v

You know, anal sex is a thing for women too. Yes, even without prostate.

I have to admit I would find it quite amusing if Yu Dingdang toppled Qi Nian on the bed and tried to jab her fingers up Qi Nian's ass. XD

Use your fingers to... what? what?!? what?!?!?!?
I need to know! I think I'm gonna go crazy if I don't find out!

Dingdang believes her husband is a MAN. She has no reasons to doubt it! So what does she plan to use her fingers for!? It can't be lesbian sex— because she has no clue that the emperor is a woman.

The only thing I can think of is...
She plans to stimulate her man's prostate through his rectum. ಠ__ಠ
Unaware that it's HER rectum and SHE has no prostate.
This cannot end well. v.v

OOOORRRR, to teach her "husband" how to pleasure her so the emperor doesn't feel embarrassed with their perceived impotency.

Use your fingers to... what? what?!? what?!?!?!?
I need to know! I think I'm gonna go crazy if I don't find out!

Dingdang believes her husband is a MAN. She has no reasons to doubt it! So what does she plan to use her fingers for!? It can't be lesbian sex— because she has no clue that the emperor is a woman.

The only thing I can think of is...
She plans to stimulate her man's prostate through his rectum. ಠ__ಠ
Unaware that it's HER rectum and SHE has no prostate.
This cannot end well. v.v

It's almost certainly the prostate thing if we assume the name of the comic is still correct (a big assumption). Remember that one of the things Dingdang needs to foil the Empress Dowager is to get knocked up, which means milking the emperor is it comes to that lol.
Since there's presumably no actual milk to milk there, I'm gonna predict the solution will be inventing an excuse for the two of them to travel for a long time, and adopting a baby in secret somewhere far from the palace.

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OK, it might be about what people have been saying, but, sorry to throw cold water, it might also be about chi-related pressure points that may not be anywhere obviously sexy at all. I mean, if someone's impotent, then obviously their energies aren't flowing properly and/or their yin and yang are out of balance. Press right HERE on the left ankle and presto!

Meanwhile, gotta hand it to our empress, standing up to the dowager for her, um, man. That was actually a REALLY romantic declaration, too.

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I agree prostate stimulation is the natural assumption to the fingering line. But it is interesting she got the idea from yuri porn. Curious if seeing more of it will give her more hints towards the Emperor' identity.

I wonder if fingering techniques for vaginal stimulation also work on a man's prostate? They should have some overlap right? (As a bisexual I feel like I should know by now, but I can't bring myself to put my fingers through the backdoor. Respect to Dingdang for her commitment.)

I agree prostate stimulation is the natural assumption to the fingering line. But it is interesting she got the idea from yuri porn. Curious if seeing more of it will give her more hints towards the Emperor' identity.

I wonder if fingering techniques for vaginal stimulation also work on a man's prostate? They should have some overlap right? (As a bisexual I feel like I should know by now, but I can't bring myself to put my fingers through the backdoor. Respect to Dingdang for her commitment.)

Huh, my first thought is that she wants to teach this to emperor, so that "he" can have sex with her even tho "he" is impotent.

While y'all are here talking about stimulating non-existent prostates, Ming Wei and Lan are over there being cute as all fuck.

Better than the main couple, even.

last edited at Jan 29, 2024 2:29AM

In which we further radicalise a princess. (⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠)

It's gonna be awesome when she finally stands up for herself and tells the Empress Dowager where to stick it.

Very nice! ^_^

The General's Kabedon game is TOO STRONG! Also, those servants should know better than to gossip like that, with the princess around. THough it's great to See Princess Fussypants get discombobulated by General HotStuff!

THough it's great to See Princess Fussypants get discombobulated by General HotStuff!

That is certainly one of the sentences of our time. applauds :-)

I see the empress has discovered her interest in yuri. :D

I'll get all that there is on the market.

Tantai Lan : "You want yuri ? I'll get you all the yuri, don't worry."

The world needs more people like her.

I'll get all that there is on the market.

Tantai Lan : "You want yuri ? I'll get you all the yuri, don't worry."

The world needs more people like her.

A-Lan best girl, clearly.

The General is gonna just give the empress a scroll and bamboo sticks that say "dynasty-scans.com", and tell her to connect to the ye olde place internet

Doesn't she write gl?? Wasn't that hinted at in an earlier chapter??

She's going to get her own story and have to pretend that it's new to her, haha.

Little empress has leveled up a lot. :D