2011, that's a oldie.

She's gonna go back in time again isnt she

Erin's making shady gas station boner pills now I guess

Local small child makes wmd's using only apples, sugar, salt, flour, sugar, eggs, and water.

"How the fuck do you even do that" says local chemist

-Bunbunmaru reporting

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Koa being a little shit was not expected but very much welcomed

5.6 million dollars is such an absurd amount of money for a painting by an amateur lol. I have no idea what's normal for a Chinese charity auction with Chinese celebrities, dunno why they were even bidding in dollars, but it strikes me as extreme nonetheless.

It might just be a translation thing so we'd understand the amount of money being spent, rather than having to do the math of converting Yuan (I'm pretty sure it's Yuan) to Dollars. It also could be that they are in Hong Kong, which uses dollars rather than Yuan.

I also think it's more of the gimmick of the whole event, spending a lot of money on something made by a non professional. It's sorta common here in the states I think.

Yuri / baihe has become incredibly popular in China lately. If you go to Youtube and search, you'll find literally thousands of short and medium-length movies with yuri stories. Some of them are even series, with dozens of episodes! From what I can tell, historical, fantasy and wuxia settings seem to be the biggest favorites.

And, you know, when I read the words "communist yuri" there's one short movie (six and a half minutes) that immediately came to my mind. This is the Youtube link:

Miss Shen and the Woman Warlord

Please don't read the following words until you've watched the video, ok? Because spoilers.

It's actually a shampoo commercial. ^______^ That's right: baihe is so fucking popular right now that they even make short yuri movies as commercials for all sorts of products. Oh and lemme tell you: I'm totally buying myself some Adolph shampoo now. This commercial was so good it totally won me over. ^_~

There's a whole genre of "two girls who are extremely close and then want to sell you something" ads. A surprising amount include reincarnation. No I don't know why.

Well, I guess the cover spoils how the fear of cats is going to turn out...

Anyway, question to the people theorizing here: do we even have any credible confirmation of the Emperor's biological sex? I've been thinking, and for what I know they could have been born intersex or simply be transfeminine with severe dysphoria and the story would still work so far.

The series summary and the premise are based on the idea that the mother forced her daughter to lie for political gain--we've also seen her in private, heard her thoughts on the issues, and had her friend (who knows the situation) present them with a "gift" about lesbian sex etc. Beyond that, the series doesn't go into more specifics and nothing else has been hinted.

To slightly expand on these points:
The last panel of chapter 1 shows almost all of emperor's body (showing more is not possible due to the intended age rating or publisher's restrictions), it's impossible for the emperor and the empress to have children together, he's not impotent or anything adjacent, he absolutely can't reveal to anyone what's down there lest the secret is out, having both sets of genitals would make deceiving the empress much easier as he'd only have to show or use the male side, the emphasis on being empress dowager's son or empress' husband in public (including the "he" in quotation marks in chapter 9 - "他"什么性子哀家能不知道? in the original version).

I'd like to point out being intersex does not mean having two sets of genitalia. It simply means that at birth, you have something that means you don't fall neatly into masc or femme when you're born. It can be that you have both bits, but it's also possible to have boy bits with your balls in your body, or a enlarged clitoris that makes it hard to tell if it's a boy bit or a girl bit, or that you have neither gonads, or anything in between that doesn't fit either masc or femme categories neatly.

Anyways I am sorry for bringing up the idea that the there could be a double twist of the emperor being transmasc, can we please go back to being flustered over the general

Re: Chapter 10's name
They used a Carney tengu to build a crowd, you know, a tengu who uses tricks to build a crowd. Dressed in blue and all regal like, looked like a Daitengu. The Carney would run out into the street and suddenly shout.
"Help help help I've been robbed! Help I've been robbed"
And everyone would fly across the street while saying "what's the matter what's the matter"
"I've been robbed by the Capitalist system, fellow tengu!"

Bonus points if you know who told the story this is based on.

Yay more Shion Tenshi

There's a good Doujin about these three though fooling around in the shining needle castle. Forget what it's called.

Eagletanker:
they're seemingly just fine with being a guy, and don't really seem interested in being a girl.

With a mother like that it's doubtful she has any say on that and you're seing either indifference from having a long time to get used to it or ingrained palace mannerism showing.

Mmm, good point, forgot that even if she wanted to, kicking her mom out would be a no no. I do get the keep your head down and get out aspect though

And to whoever it was that posted that long text screed replying to me, (which, hi you completely misread that as a complaint about the story rather than just wondering out loud okay back to the joke/snark), heres a quick reply!

"If your wondering how they eat and breathe,
and other science facts,
just repeat to yourself it's just a show,
I should really just relax,

for the Mystery Yuri Manga 3000!!"

The story is nice and all but it's really hard to take things seriously without questioning all the clothing choices here. They're all so goofy looking. I guess I don't understand high fashion though

Oh the tags have changed I wonder wh-
Oh, welp, now the premise of the story doesn't really make sense anymore.

Though, I do wonder why the emperor isn't just left ambiguously transmasc, considering they're seemingly just fine with being a guy, and don't really seem interested in being a girl.

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My god, the Yuri vibes are off the charts. Orin and Okuu are so cute in this! I wish I could be Orin though, she's kn a comfy spot.

The General is gonna just give the empress a scroll and bamboo sticks that say "dynasty-scans.com", and tell her to connect to the ye olde place internet

Alternative reading: Reisen is saying she'll kill tewi because Valentine's Day for her brings up bad memories, and tewi knows that

Touhou, one of the only series where characters can be over 100 years old and still have a massive age gap that would raise eyebrows

Hey! Mystia is popular now!

Today I learned ramunes are fucking old

Hi! Don't hit your children/clownpiece! Don't do it as a form of discipline! It is not good! That's all for this short psa!

Man this is always such a fluffy story.

Hot take, Yukari needs to be drawn more with slightly off human proportions, leaning on the taller side. lean more I to the daemon aspect.

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The publishing information on one of the books implies zun wrote erotica for aya.

"A era before spell cards"

Yeah you mean PC-98.

Where's my PC-98 Reimu

Give me my Purple Hair Reimu Bob

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Well, the title is atleast right. In these the waining days of Babylon (bonus points if you know who said that), not much to do aside from make bread, be gay, and watch the world burn down around you slowly.