"Sakurako looks pretty ghostly when Inko-sensei mentions her. She's still in love, years after the beautiful, heartbreaking, romantic death of the only one she'll ever love, despite what society says. Yes, she'll try to heal her sorrows with her assistant, but that just means one or both of them will die, too! It'll be so beautiful, romantic and doomed! Girls love is too pure for this cruel world!"
(Rest of the decades) SHUT UP, 1970S!!!