A lil something I requested from /u/'s drawthread. I'm ashamed of how proud I am of this joke.
I am also now thinking of a MIL,F- a young office lady who wants to reconnect with her mother and have some soulful conversations, but keeps getting interrupted by phone calls from work before she can ask her mom to chat.
Conversations between these two would probably be hilarious:
Friend: Penny for your thoughts?
Yuuki: I wanna do my mother.
Friend: Haha, you're so funny.
Yuuki: You know what's funny? Japanese marriage laws. Why is incest illegal anyway?
Friend: We're still doing this gag, huh? Don't you think it's gotten a bit old?
Yuuki: You know what doesn't get old? My mother. Ass like a twenty-eight year old.
Friend: Oddly specific. You really love the whole mamacon bit, huh?
Yuuki: She doesn't let me bite her. Something about the marks being suspicious.
Friend: Ooookay, time to change the topic. What'd you have for breakfast this morning?
Yuuki: My mother.