The main character feels completely, unbelievably dense. She said she loved her a hundred times, kissed her numerous times, asked her out on a date and she's like "are we just friends? I couldn't possibly just talk to her to clarify, no way!"
Girlfriend: "I'm so sorry I forgot or anniversary! I rushed over and brought cake to celebrate!"
Main character's thoughts: "I guess she's just here to apologize for the misunderstanding? I still don't understand!!!"
Girlfriend: "I'll never forget our anniversary again! From now on well celebrate every holiday together! I love you!! Yes, we are making love right now!!" groping
Main character's thoughts: "Is she making love to me as an apology?"
It's just beyond the bounds of believability.
last edited at May 2, 2017 5:18PM