I know some of y'all think this one-shot is a little silly cause of how dense the main character is, but like, listen
There are some dense as fuck lesbians out there. Never underestimate the density of a disaster lesbian.
There was a girl I had been flirting with, for months. She bought me a plane ticket to come visit her, so she'd take me on a date to my favorite place, the aquarium. It was a great date, and that night, after sex, I lay in her bed going "gosh I wish she liked me"
THERE ARE DENSE LESBIANS OUT THERE IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.