That's totally me.

I had worse things going on in my conscience.

Active imagination!

This man let the intrusive thoughts win

yuri thoughts are everywhere, including your moral thoughts

This is the average mind of a Dynasty user.

And they're all the characters shown.

I'm honestly more interested in the old guy vs the dragon.

Me when im high :

Yuri so powerful it can break the 4th wall

I'm honestly more interested in the old guy vs the dragon.

not yaoi

Thank you, ancient dragon.

This man let the intrusive thoughts win

The battle was left at a cliffhanger though.

If you want more deranged one-shots with plot twists like this one, check out Holiday Yasumi's other shorts on MangaDex (or reddit).
They're not yuri but they are hilarious.

The dragon is our true hero.

If everyone had hardcore gay Angel x Devil sex in their head every time they had a moral conundrum, people would make better decisions and the world would be better for it.

I'm honestly more interested in the old guy vs the dragon.

I am pretty sure that was the title of a book by Hemingway.

The Dragon is a Knight.

I'm honestly more interested in the old guy vs the dragon.

we won't get to see the icredibly epic fight because the two tsunderes have left and the guy's imagination is gonna follow them. Obviously.

Peak content

And these are the arguments I have in my head daily.

The dragon is going to eat that guy in a single bite and then take on a hot lady form to chase after the shoulder spirits.

The question isnt "how many would you kill for yuri", the question is "H̴̫́̽̚ȯ̴̹͋ẁ̸̯̒͝ ̴̪̩̙́͗̊m̶̙̣̑ä̴̛̹́̐n̸͕̓̏̄ỵ̸͙̈ ̵̤͌̐w̸̧̩̥̏̅̚ŏ̶̜̲̑̋u̵̧̥̽̿l̵͔̘͋d̴̖̭͈̋̑̐ ̴̯̮̰͌̏̚y̷̟̟̮̚͠ò̵̮͎̣ū̷̖̃̚ ̵̨̪͒͒a̶̳͍̺͑͂l̶̩̩͛̈́͒l̴͖̇o̸̭̞̺̎͝͠w̸̧̥̓͐̀ ̸͎̘̗̊͊̓ẗ̶̨́o̴̱͋̈ ̷̱̈́͂l̴̝͛̌͒í̷̼͕̜̎v̸̩̄̂́ͅe̵̡͕͔͌̂͘"

Wish I didn't look through this derange weirdo's other work.

Bro is on something, methinks.

Me and the voices