Go to a soapland to buy a bath and a massage.
Find the love of your life.
Speaking of which, did you know Soaplands were originally called Turkish Baths? Just like the Turkish Baths you can find in any Western country, except that in Japan they were actually brothels, nothing like the original thing, lol. The Japanese name for Turkish Bath was Toruko Ofuro or Toruko-buro.
At some point, in the 1980s, some angry Turkish diplomats denounced the use of this name, and complained so loudly that the Japanese organized a nationwide contest (believe it or not) to rename their Turkish Baths. The name "Soapland" was the winner, and that's what they have been called since then.