OK, now that I've actually read the thing, I have 4 things to say. 
First: 
My "excuse me what the fuck" reaction only intensified. 
Second: 
I laughed a lot. 
Third: 
I think this needs more tags. 
Fourth: 
An offscreen orgy tag needs to be invented on this site. 
EDIT: 
I wonder if the fourth thing I said is enough to warrant an entry of this as a post in r/cursedcomments
last edited at Aug 13, 2019  6:53PM