Feh. Those thuggish government types are always pussies. They can't stand paradigm shifts. Challenge their prejudices, and...
https://i.imgur.com/9A8nAQ4.gif
That. XD
No, just joking. I stretched the truth a bit. What actually happened was this:
(ding dong)
Me: (go to door, open, see buncha FBI thugs with guns)
FBI thugs: "Surpri-ise! We're the FBI! So you thought you could read yuri manga and get away with it? Not under President Trump's watch, you won't! Haw haw! You're under arrest, lesbian slut!"
Me: "No, I'm not, because this isn't the USA. In this country, you have no authority to arrest anyone. In this country, you're just a bunch of clowns."
FBI thugs: (in a whiny voice) "What!? But but... we have guns! Some guy in Dynasty forum said that we could do anything if we have guns!"
Me: "Nope. Looks like you were bamboozled. Rule of law says I can read whatever I want, and no jackbooted thug can stop me. You bullyboys and your guns don't belong here. Why don't you make like a tree and leave?"
FBI thugs: (turn around and leave, bawling like babies, never to return)
I admit I never tried Dogbert's method. But it probably works. :P
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