Boy, that escalated quickly.

Forgot to install stop button

That would be against elevator/escalator safety regulations...

Saw that one coming. Not the specific recipient, but there was no way it would not have ended with the joke of it not being for her.

We really should remember to greet and thank out postal workers. They do an essential job. Plus, it'll serve to mess with your maybe, kinda, sort-of girlfriend's brain until she's a neurotic mess of jealousy and admits that you're a couple and she's totally dependent on you for her emotional wellbeing. WHy ArE yOu LOOkiNg At mE LiKE thAt?

Thanking service workers is important

So today we find out for sure that losing the futon was intentional lol

I’ve been waiiiting for those extra notes! Thanks for the update!