So in other word, reading this manga can help me get a girlfriend, but I am still single. This chapter is false advertising, that or its bc I am a guy. But I look a bit feminine, it should count.
Read gay manga, get gay relationships. It's pretty simple.
"If you read this manga your intestinal yuri bacteria will be more effective in fighting your het bacteria."
I've heard many sales pitches for yuri manga in my life... but this is, without the shadow of a doubt, the most creative and original one in the lot. Good job!