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Also really like how glasses-kun (forgot his name :/) touches on the fact that idols are human beings too.

Agreed, I really liked that part too, I know a lot of so called "fans" of lets say, idols, vtubers, that will go off and say "Oh I love _____ so much!" but instead of treating and seeing them as yknow, normal fucking people, they give them these suuuuuuuuuper high expectations, and like someone else mentioned earlier, invade their privacy like they're not human beings too with lives of their own, and once they find out about something that doesn't fit their standards even slightly, freak the fuck out, really makes me appreciate glasses-kun (I also forgot his name lol) a whole lot more.

You ngl I was kind of scared when I saw him appear with that video but he seems cool unlike his stalker friend.

Nope, he's no better then the stalker, sent a creepy tweet, is looking far to deep into something and is now delving into their private lives.

So, he's still a creep.

I can't see how anyone could mistake the little stalker jerk as anything other than grade A psycho creep.

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Eating burgers, fried chicken, and doughnuts everyday, is an american "caricature". Okay sure. Lets go with that.

Hey, I eat burgers never (if I can help it), haven't had fried chicken in years, and may get a couple of donuts once every few months.

...I eat pizza of some sort nearly every day, but that's beside the point. :P

You're right. Chika forgot pizza.

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Eating burgers, fried chicken, and doughnuts everyday, is an american "caricature". Okay sure. Lets go with that.

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(sigh) I still don't get how fondling a girls boobs can be anything but sexual.

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I get that kids can bully anyone over the slightest of differences, but how would anyone know about something like that unless she told them about it.

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All boobs are pretty great.

Even hairy fat man boobs.

We call those moobs.

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Well guys, I'm gonna go shove my boobs in an unsuspecting girls face and see how it goes. If I know anything at all, it's that doujinshi can be trusted.

Let us know how that turns out for you.

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yet more fluffy yuri boobs from Homura Subaru, queen of big yuri boobs. need a lewdly wholesome series featuring this couple as they are too cute just to be in a oneshot.

Sorry to break it to you but Homura Subare is listed on baka-updates as a male.

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This story is like what a horny teenage boy fantasizes lesbian life is like.

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grrrrrrrrrrr That's it!? After all of the drama, and the angst, Uta and Kaoru's relationship develops, in the last chapter, off camra, during a couple of time skips!? We don't even get a chance to see them together, as a couple. Or even know if they really became a proper couple for that matter. I mean talk a about a long journey for little pay off.

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Guys, I think the post sex scene happens AFTER the conversation at the end about her being a virgin, and the lighter haired character had an inner monologue earlier about how she had been with men and that being what made her realize she liked women more.

I'm not sure where you guys are getting the "lesbian sex doesn't count" trope, because I'm not seeing it.

I don't think there is any other way to interpret "Not all lesbians are virgins" as lesbian sex doesn't count as sex.

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While I did enjoy the story over all, I do agree that it's crappy when people dismiss two women together as less than sex. It's even worse that it's a supposed out and proud lesbian saying it.

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If there are no straight friends. Who is going to assume the main character has found a boyfriend, when she stops hanging out, and start putting more effort into her appearance? And how is the main character suppose to duck the having a "boyfriend" allegation by playing the gender assumption game? huh? Did you even think of that?

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Yuru Oyako discussion 05 Oct 23:07
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I can't believe I'm saying this but not all girls, in a yuri, have to be lesbians.

Who are you, and what have you done with our johnb?

I know it's seems out of character for me. But I like the whole dating on the sly story trope. And you need straight girls, to hide the relationship from.

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I can't believe I'm saying this but not all girls, in a yuri, have to be lesbians.

johnb
Angel's Toy discussion 30 Sep 01:36
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Mob-sensei? Like Mob the queen of the fairy winter court?

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Wooooooo! (fanning myself) That was sweet, cute, and hot! Now that is how you unambiguously imply a sex scene ladies and gentleman.
I kind of like Yamada sneaking out and getting laid, after that cliche girl talk about boyfriend hunting. I can't remember if Yamada's friends know about her and Kase or not, So I was kind of expecting Yamada's friends to turn and ask if she had any luck, in the boyfriend finding department.

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It's weird that Hanjuku Joshi was pretty sexually graphic, but It's sequel isn't. A tad disappointing really. The sex gave it a touch of the realistic gritty feeling, especially with Mari. That elements is missing here.

johnb
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Thoughts as I read this chapter.

` OMG! Koguma and Hino are totally having sex! After so many chapters of flirting, I can't believe it's finally happening!

` Aaahhh! They got me! I thought they were having sex, but it was just a foot massage. Well played girls. Well played.

` Hino read one book thinks she's a masseuse.
Meh that joke isn't so funny without a famous name to drop.

` Hahahaha That gorilla is giving a thumbs up.
Foot Pressure Messaging Even a Gorilla Can Understand? Is that a weird joke on the "For Dummies" line of books?

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I thought that was a nice dramatic final chapter to a dramatic romance. I really liked the picture at the end. It really drove home the point that Kon was Midori and Maki's daughter. I just wish we got to see Midori and Maki together one last time.

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Arcane posted:

She has no friends? What is she, un-poplar? Does she pine for companionship? Willow she take the chance for human comfort, or will her dreams turn to ash? Yew will find out in future installments! So spruce up your heart, and be the fir-st to discover the ways that love can put down its roots.

I was trying to think tree related puns too but my efforts were fruitless

You people should leaf the jokes to the professionals.

EDIT: Or should I say your jokes leaves much to be desired, because your punchlines are a little shady.

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School Zone discussion 15 Aug 00:17
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The secret to enforcing social distancing revealed.

johnb
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That credits page is going to haunt my nightmares. Is that Cthulhu?

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So, is that it? Is this the end?