Color me interested. Someone I (sorta) know does bouldering so if that's the "setting" here it could be a fun read. Obviously I won't be taking everything here as gospel without doing some studying myself, but seeing as I'm coming into this only knowing that bouldering is some sort of climbing sport, it could be at least a little bit enlightening.
Curious to see where this goes relationship-wise as well.
Safety note: it's usually not a great idea to go into a strange basement on a first date.
What about unmarked, windowless vans? Those are safe, right?