I love how they think that female knights were a normal enough thing :-D
(and this comes from a fervent researcher of historical examples of female knights in medieval Europe and actual author of a published book on the subject matter whose title I won't state so not to dox myself)
And stew goblins! This is coming from a fervent researcher of historical examples of stew goblins in medieval Europe and actual author of a published book on the subject matter. Everyone knows that stew goblins were both very rare and extremely homophobic. The idea that they'd just have one on hand to celebrate a lesbian wedding is, frankly, ridiculous. At best, they might have a pizza goblin, or a gyro brownie.