Ah so this is what being your own worst enemy looks like >.>

This is so bruhhhhhh

Ah so this is what being your own worst enemy looks like >.>

Self-sabotage is real. -__-

all according to keikaku + keikaku happens to be shit

Damn, that's extremely funny while painful at the same time...

Iffy consent makes her looks like a cunt and lying to your crush to perceived if they are into you is stupid.

Dubious consent

How can someone fuck up so hard?

Good yet painful one shot :D. This would be an interesting read if it was a series.

See? Women can be just as dumb as men.

...Almost.

better check if shes into me rq

Ok?

.... ouch.

JUST CONFESS ALREADY FOR GODS SAKE!

i truly hate these types of characters.

Lol this is basically a parody of "What Is Normal Love?"

Face, meet palm...

Face, meet palm...

With characters this dumb, you''l endanger your life!

How to get together with a girl you like:
Step 1- Pretend you have a boyfriend
Step 2- Be surprised the girl you like isn't making any moves on you
Step 3- Kiss her and say it's "practice"
Step 4- Still be surprised she isn't making any moves
Step 5- ???

useless

Wow, this read was more uncomfortable than I thought it would be. From the perspective of the dark haired girl, she now thinks that the blonde cheated on her bf with her and that must feel horrible.

Dumbass.

At least one of them's happy over it.

Yeeeaaah. There's mixed signals, and then there's holding a stop sign and being shocked that people actually stop.

The girl who lied logic is: "...S-She might not be totally '100%' into me...She might actually be happy/supportive about the fake BF that I lied to her about...Got to test the water more to make sure before confessing my feelings and my fake Boyfriend is a total lie"

Dam tho...RIP to the friend(Nina) taking mental damage imaging the girl she love is going to crush the 'boyfriend'.

If this was a series instead of a one-shot then Nina might be taking lot of mental damage when her love/crush tries to test the water about her feelings...

Test feeling out by practicing testing various stuff
Girl with fake BF: "THAT WAS AWESOME, SHE'S TOTALLY INTO ME...I think?...Hmm probably be best to just test the water some more to gauge her reaction to make 100% sure"

Girl's friend: "Oh for the love of...Just tell her your feelings...You will regret it if she finds out what your doing..."

Girl: "It's be fine~!"

Next chapter:
"Hey can you go on a practice date with me, I want to pick a cute swimsuit for BF while on our date to the beach!"
Nina(Taking 10 mental damage): "...S-Sure..." --(Dying inside from seeing her love/crush in a swimsuit but also taking damage from the imagery seeing as well)

"Hey can you practice cuddling with me...My BF doesn't seem to take the initiate in cuddling when I am trying to give the signal, I want to practice to giving him subtle signal by touching his thigh and to avoid making any weird movement or noise first before cuddling with him~! Your the only one I can trust!"
Nina(Taking 20 mental damage): "...I-I that is fine I guess..." --(Dying inside from being able to hug and cuddle her crush/love but also taking damage from knowing she will do with her 'boyfriend')

Repeat about 5-6 times more with different scenario that cause Nina mental damage and joy like tasting homemade bento, practice flirting and etc.

Girl: "Hmm...I feel like Nina is enjoying everything I do to her during our so-called practice...B-But I am still not 100% sure!!"

Girl's fake BF who is fed up with her sh*t: "For the love of god...Just confess already before I slap the fking stupid out of you..."

Girl: "I know I know, j-just one more final test to make sure!!!"

A blushing Nina flees and run screaming out of the girl's room and apartment after she suggested practicing intense Monopoly/Wrestling/Hardcore handholding

Girl: "W-Wait come back!!!..."

Girl wakes up next day to find a letter address to her from Nina telling her and confessing about how Nina has feeling for her but doesn't want to help ruin the girl's relationship with her 'boyfriend(Fake)' and knows that she will never accept Nina's feeling so she is now moving to America. The last part of the letter: "By the time your reading this letter I am already on the plane to America. Thank you for the many years of friendship, I am sorry for deceiving you and hope you can forgive me one day about my feelings."

Girl who lied about fake BF panics about Nina and ask for her friend help.

Girl' friend palm facing at what is happening: "...I hate to say I-...Actually nope I don't hate it...I told you so and this is the result of your stupid actions"

girl and her friend tries to go to the airport to chase after Nina but when Nina's plane to America is already gone and a random terrorist set a bomb to the airport causing all the planes there and other airports to be delay for months to avoid any danger to the public (Luckily no one was seriously hurt or died from the bomb)

Girl and friend finally managed to come to America and find Nina after 6-7 months since Nina run away to discover the scene of Nina walking in the park holding hands with a beautiful blond girl and laughing with a smile. Nina eyes widen in shock at seeing the girl with her friend (Friend who was playing the part of the fake boyfriend probably) had came to America.

DUN DUN DUUUN!!!!

Who is this mysterious girl holding hands with Nina? Will Nina's love or perhaps Nina's former love finally reveal the truth about her feeling to Nina that she been hiding!? Is the current situation all a simple misunderstanding perhaps?! Will pigs fly, will inflation continue to rise?! Find out next time on dragon balls--...I mean Chapter 13 of "How I Was Kissed by the Girl I Like for Practice"!!!

I should probably be feel bad about my horrible lame fanfic continuation about this one-shot...but eh...fk it I already type it out...

last edited at Jan 18, 2025 5:07AM

the comment above can be made into a series

last edited at Jan 18, 2025 8:53AM