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S129
joined Aug 2, 2015

"Is this really a respectable message parlour?"

That is a legitimate question.

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joined Jun 1, 2013

no. it looks hurt stretching it like that. No masseur should do that to any customers :/ if they want she coming back..
what amateur

yurinaissance
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joined Oct 30, 2015

Rather than getting a massage here, I prefer to work a part time here and be the one who perform the massage. Hahaha

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joined Apr 15, 2011

Rather than getting a massage here, I prefer to work a part time here and be the one who perform the massage. Hahaha

yep. i completely agree with you.

joined Apr 10, 2014

For future reference, in the case for people using hentais as actual sex reference, being stretched side ways like in the end doesn't really feel good.

Says who? When a masseur achieves master level technique, it would never hurt. The client would simply cum silly.

Nezchan Moderator
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joined Jun 28, 2012

The art looks like someone who learned how sex and bodies work from hentai, which in turn cribbed off other hentai, and so on, and at no point did anyone involved look at real bodies or even live-action porn.

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joined Mar 15, 2016

The art looks like someone who learned how sex and bodies work from hentai, which in turn cribbed off other hentai, and so on, and at no point did anyone involved look at real bodies or even live-action porn.

Forever perpetuating the standard of bad.

Jackavi
joined Feb 23, 2014

The art looks like someone who learned how sex and bodies work from hentai, which in turn cribbed off other hentai, and so on, and at no point did anyone involved look at real bodies or even live-action porn.

And this just about sums up all my problems with most modern hentai.

Nezchan Moderator
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joined Jun 28, 2012

The art looks like someone who learned how sex and bodies work from hentai, which in turn cribbed off other hentai, and so on, and at no point did anyone involved look at real bodies or even live-action porn.

Forever perpetuating the standard of bad.

It's hentai all the way down.

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joined Oct 30, 2015

Girls....have....a....dick... ...a clit-dick....(; ̄д ̄)

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joined May 13, 2015

Girls....have....a....dick... ...a clit-dick....(; ̄д ̄)

lmao same, i was like what is she talking about

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joined Oct 20, 2015

the masseur bits her clit
I was like: AHHH ouch D:

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joined Apr 15, 2011

The art looks like someone who learned how sex and bodies work from hentai, which in turn cribbed off other hentai, and so on, and at no point did anyone involved look at real bodies or even live-action porn.

Forever perpetuating the standard of bad.

It's hentai all the way down.

well, not too surprised given this oneshot is also on e-hentai. what sucks is that a good majority of yuri hentai falls into the trappings of bad or really bad hentai (ok, most hentai falls into those categories). sometimes it's forgivable if the story is half-good or if the art is amazing. for this oneshot, a case could be made that it falls into the so-so category, where it is not really bad, but not terribly good.

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joined Nov 30, 2015

That's a dream job :x

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joined May 27, 2015

The art looks like someone who learned how sex and bodies work from hentai, which in turn cribbed off other hentai, and so on, and at no point did anyone involved look at real bodies or even live-action porn.

Forever perpetuating the standard of bad.

It's hentai all the way down.

well, not too surprised given this oneshot is also on e-hentai.

Plenty of fluffy yuri, even sfw stuff, is on e-hentai. Just being on e-hentai doesn't automatically mean a given work is going to be as bad as, well, this one.

AbyssalScepter
Kaga
joined Apr 23, 2016

That's not a clit dick, this is =D

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joined Jan 22, 2015

I had to read the title twice. lol

joined Oct 12, 2013

What was the pun title in Japanese? The same? Clearly that's my top priority for this one shot :p

Ikitakunaru massage-ten.

Verb contraction makes a literal translation weird, but the meaning is 'the massage parlor that makes you want to go'. The wordplay here is that Japanese uses the 'to go' verb for having an orgasm.

The thing that bothers me is I feel like it should read "The Massage Parlor That Keeps You Cumming Back" instead. I dunno how it is as a translation, but it reads better to me.

drpepperfan Admin
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joined Oct 12, 2010

The art looks like someone who learned how sex and bodies work from hentai, which in turn cribbed off other hentai, and so on, and at no point did anyone involved look at real bodies or even live-action porn.

Forever perpetuating the standard of bad.

It's hentai all the way down.

well, not too surprised given this oneshot is also on e-hentai.

lol wat man. Every single NSFW yuri story with good art is on e-hentai. What's this even mean.

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joined Sep 21, 2014

The art looks like someone who learned how sex and bodies work from hentai, which in turn cribbed off other hentai, and so on, and at no point did anyone involved look at real bodies or even live-action porn.

Forever perpetuating the standard of bad.

It's hentai all the way down.

well, not too surprised given this oneshot is also on e-hentai.

lol wat man. Every single NSFW yuri story with good art is on e-hentai. What's this even mean.

ikr

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joined May 20, 2013

I understand not liking this for ______ reason but I don't understand what people expected if they don't like "hentai"-ish works and yet clicked on a really corny title with an Ahegao tag.

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joined Dec 14, 2014

. . .o3o

themusicman500
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joined Jan 18, 2016

Such a beautiful love story. Have to admit I cried at how painful the stretching part looked

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joined Dec 27, 2013

sees title and tags
rushes to the forums to see ppl's reactions
is not disappointed

Together_forever
joined Jul 6, 2013

I smirked at the title. That's it.

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