It doesn't really matter what I would do. I'm not a comic character and my life would not be interesting to read about. Anything "could have" worked if the author wanted (eg, murdering Hesha and starting a rebellion, leaving the academy and starting a business, finding a magic animal, etc).
"Bite the bully and capitalize on their latent attraction to you" is one of the more out there and less realistic possibilities, which is part of the fun in reading about it.
Anyway, since you asked twice:
If I am in a feudal society where upsetting a noble will lead to me being executed or at least publicly flogged + losing professional and educational opportunities, short term I would apologize and try to ask Hesha what I can do to reconcile.
I would also hope to build a relationship with another noble at the school who ranks as a duke or higher, as they are the only one with the social standing to shield me. I would hope to be seen as someone academically successful, uninteresting, inoffensive, and useful.
More realistically, I would have never been accepted into this school in the first place, as I didn't do well in school. I would stay in my village and farm vegetables.
There is a reason they don't make comics about me.
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