"I wish to live with Tsukino-chan forever."

The monkey's paw curls...

"I wish to live with Tsukino-chan forever."

The monkey's paw curls...

Tsukino meets a man and marries him
The newly married couple lives under the same roof to save money.

"I wish to live with Tsukino-chan forever."

The monkey's paw curls...

Tsukino meets a man and marries him
The newly married couple lives under the same roof to save money.

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!

Knowing this artist though, he might actually do it, whether for just a one-day gag, or blech the actual ending.

Hinami lives by the laws of the Wild West. And her name's not Shane.

Reminds me of this real life incident where a cowboy on horseback lasso'd a would-be thief at Wal-Mart.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/cowboy-lassos-alleged-bike-thief-wal-mart-parking-lot-n590176

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When she said that it uses rope I thought it would be a harpoon used to latch onto things and drag them…but this is effective, too.

Who are you? The good, the bad, or the ugly?

When she said that it uses rope I thought it would be a harpoon used to latch onto things and drag them…but this is effective, too.

Who are you? The good, the bad, or the ugly?

The rope would have been better. A matchlock musket is pretty inaccurate. And it still violates Japan's Guns and Swords Act.

An effective way to be technically correct, I guess. :D

Hinami owns a musket for home defence!

Hinami owns a musket for home defence!

Just like the founding fathers intended!

Hinami owns a musket for home defence!

Just like the founding fathers intended!

Ah yes George Washington the most famous Japanese president!

(Just furthering your joke lol)

Hinami owns a musket for home defence!

Just like the founding fathers intended!

Ah yes George Washington the most famous Japanese president!

(Just furthering your joke lol)

Seems like someone has never had four ruffians break into their home before

Hinami owns a musket for home defence!

Just like the founding fathers intended!

Ah yes George Washington the most famous Japanese president!

(Just furthering your joke lol)

Seems like someone has never had four ruffians break into their home before

Amazing lol, I had never seen that before I thought you were just making a general joke about old America with muskets, so I was trying to further that by imagining some kind of alternate history where George Washington is a Japanese man with a musket.

True story : I felt legit kinda sad for the shark in Jaws as a young child. He's just trying to live his life and he has to eat a few tourists in the process, leave the big guy alone already !

Huh. I figured they would have made up a movie for this but that's literally the ending of Sharknado.

Criminy, I thought Hinami was having a Chris Yukine experience. Or did the movie she watched end like this Shark flick?

The poor shark...

This is dolphinist propaganda and I will not stay silent about it.

JUSTICE FOR SHARKS!
JUSTICE FOR SHARKS!
JUSTICE FOR SHARKS!

True story : I felt legit kinda sad for the shark in Jaws as a young child. He's just trying to live his life and he has to eat a few tourists in the process, leave the big guy alone already !

When you think about it, the tourists are the one who have no buisness being in the water you know? Kill sharks when they run around in your kitchen or something.

Huh. I figured they would have made up a movie for this but that's literally the ending of Sharknado.

that movie changed my life. lol

Huh. I figured they would have made up a movie for this but that's literally the ending of Sharknado.

that movie changed my life. lol

For the better or worse?

This is dolphinist propaganda and I will not stay silent about it.

JUSTICE FOR SHARKS!
JUSTICE FOR SHARKS!
JUSTICE FOR SHARKS!

Justice for sharks~!

RED CARD!!!!

Penalti a favor del Real Madrid

Did not see that one coming... :D