i swear reading hachiko and taiyaki's work will land me in FBIs watchlist
I'm pretty sure Hachiko's stuff will murder you with diabetes long before the feds show up. And Taiyaki is clearly a 1000-year old member of the Illuminati who has personally supervised the growth of the U.S. as a nation, training the people to say 'motherfucker' until they're subconsciously accustomed to the idea of mamacon, and will rush out in droves to buy 1 1/2 when it gets licensed.