Guys I have a problem,

My sister brought one of her friend at home. At first, I didn't mind.

But when I walked into her room, her friend had some kind of big red bow on the head and white sleeves on her arms. She was running from my sister, screaming "swiggity swooty, im comming for that gensokio booty" every 5,75 seconds, wearing the exact same witch outfit than before.

Then I asked: "what's the deal here, Are you two gay or what?". My sister didn't want to answer.
Then, her friend told me : "come on, be nicer with your sister! We are in 2017, being a lesbian is fine!"
So, I answered: "STFU you fkn gay cunt kys"
Fortunately, she left our house.

Please guys, do you know how to beat the Enderdragon in minecraft?

I'd recommend putting your GameCube controller into your PS3 and inputting the Konami Code backwards.

Please guys, do you know how to beat the Enderdragon in minecraft

I do. But it involves a lot of gay shit.

OP I think making a Fanfiction account and writing your story there would be a better idea.
Just need to improve on your plot more though. Remember, story gotta have a purpose too, not just throwing some random scenes together.

last edited at Jul 28, 2017 2:49PM

To beat the Ender Dragon, you must follow these three simple steps:

1. Have consensual sex with every single person in the world of the same sex as you.

2. Livestream yourself constructing a bomb while hacking into the Pentagon, downloading loli porn, and holding an FBI agent hostage with a gun held to his head.

3. Shoot the FBI agent in the head, email your loli porn to a bunch of random kids, set up your bomb on the FBI agent's corpse and then jump out of the window as your house explodes into the warm, loving embrace of 164 FBI agents.

See? That's not so hard, now is it? It's what I had to do to beat the Ender Dragon, and that's why I'm posting this from Guantanamo Bay! Why don't you try it now, my friend?

last edited at Jul 28, 2017 2:58PM

He wants to save his (plot twist, actually op is a girl) sister but can't even beat an Ender Dragon #smh

OP is a reverse trap lesbian guys, and I think I just thought of a new manga idea.

"I met my sister on dynasty scans."

OP is a reverse trap lesbian guys, and I think I just thought of a new manga idea.

"I met my sister on dynasty scans."

You have a point. Why hasn't OP's sister commented yet? OP, what is your sis's username? I will help you stalk him.

I am shocked and amazed that we have not yet mined out this rich vein of comedy. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving.

She was running from my sister, screaming "swiggity swooty, im comming for that gensokio booty" every 5,75 seconds

I'm sorry but your sister seems to have become a Case 1: "Tou-Hoe"

• Burn down your house,
• On the nearby sidewalk. spray paint, from your own powerful words:
  

"STFU you fkn gay cunt kys"

Its the only 100% definite cure.

last edited at Jul 31, 2017 3:24AM

Please guys, do you know how to beat the Enderdragon in minecraft?

1) Mine for Obsidian
2) Make a sword out of it
3) shove the sword up your ass
4) Find out you're the ender-dragon's older brother
5) bully the ender-dragon until he kills himself
6) ???????????????????
69) XD
Who gives a shit anymore) ur a faget
10) Profit

last edited at Aug 4, 2017 9:14AM

Beating the end dragon is easy
First you turn off minecraft
Then you start up classicube and badaboom you're done.

I can't stop laughing

I can't stop laughing

That sounds serious. Have you seen a doctor?

I can't stop laughing

That sounds serious. Have you seen a doctor?

I heard that laugh is contagious

I'll send some emails to some authors. This whole thread must be transformed into a high quality yuri series.

I'll send some emails to some authors. This whole thread must be transformed into a high quality yuri series.

You fool! Dynasty itself is a Yuri series!

last edited at Oct 9, 2017 10:46AM

I'll send some emails to some authors. This whole thread must be transformed into a high quality yuri series.

You fool! Dynasty itself is a Yuri series!

I hope it does not end in het

It ends as post-apocalyptic BL.