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Chapiter 2 : In the Dynasty

[Time unknown (srry forgot my watch at home) - Dynasty Reader]

Me: is this the place

Bill: your sis should be here, stay here ill check for her

• Bill Nye checks for her •

Me: ok

Bill: now what

Me: what about we go over there

Bill: nice

• Me and Bill go over there •

Me: what ar all those gay ass drawings?

Bill: Those are called "doujins": they are drawn in North Corean and published in the West World in order to make everyone gay

Me: well thats gay

Nezchan: watch your language you fuk

Me: wtf are you? R u gay or what

Bill: stfu dude its a moderator you dumb rat

Nezchan: What is this? Are you being irrespectuous? You must die for this

• Nezchan kills me •

Me: ow

Bill: Nezchan is too powerful

Nezchan: actually im not Nezchan, I'm...

• *Nezchan takes of his mask" •

Kim-Jong Un: ...KIM JONG UN HAHAHA!

Me: sacrebleu

Bill: Let's escape

• me and Bill escape •

Me: now what

Bill: hey, Isn't this your sister?

• Bill point with his finger a girl walking on the road •

Me: No u dumbass its... oh no... its...

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To be continued...

I see you're looking for attention again.

From here on, please limit your shtick to this and your original thread only, and stop trolling in other threads or there will be time outs. If behaviour continues, we will move on to removal, but I'd rather not go that far.

K

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Chapiter 1: The Website

[16h30- My house]

• I'm in my bedroom doing some stuff •

Me: I love doing stuff this is fun... Wait, what is this?

• some gay noises come out of my sister's room •

Me: I hope my sister isn't doing some gay shit again

• I walk into my sister's bedroom •

Me: what up sis, what r you watching with your ipad

• I take her ipad •

Me: wth is this gay website "Dynasty Reader", its full of gay chinese crap. What are you some kind of homosexual?

My sister: bitch you aint catchin me alive

• My sister dissapears •

Me: what

Bill: ok

Me: who tf r u?

Bill: im Bill Nye the Science Gay i will help you find your sister

Me: where the heck is that gay ass bitch?

Bill: She became too gay for this world, so she got trapped in Dynasty Reader

Me: how the fuk do u know all this

Bill: cuz im gay duh

Me: bitch why arent u trapped in Dynasty Shit then

Bill: cuz im also science

Me: k

Bill: hold my hand and i'll help u

Me: yes

• Me and Bill hold hands: the gay lewdness level reach an all time high, making them teleport to Dynasty Reader •

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To be continued

I don't have faith in the human race anymore.

Guys I have a problem,

My sister brought one of her friend at home. At first, I didn't mind.

But when I walked into her room, her friend had some kind of big red bow on the head and white sleeves on her arms. She was running from my sister, screaming "swiggity swooty, im comming for that gensokio booty" every 5,75 seconds, wearing the exact same witch outfit than before.

Then I asked: "what's the deal here, Are you two gay or what?". My sister didn't want to answer.
Then, her friend told me : "come on, be nicer with your sister! We are in 2017, being a lesbian is fine!"
So, I answered: "STFU you fkn gay cunt kys"
Fortunately, she left our house.

Please guys, do you know how to beat the Enderdragon in minecraft?

Okay, now I can say it unironically: this is the gayest shit I have ever seen in my entire fkn life.

Hi! Can you do the same plugin, but instead of marking chapters that you red, it marks doujiins that are gay af and if you click on it it destroy your hard drive?

FAKE AND GAY!

Please guys tell me how to make her less gay.

have you tried kissing her

That sounds gay.

+1

Can we just delete this trolling thread?

Why do that when you can just out troll them?
Shitposting is an art after all

Idk if this is a gay relationship or bestiality.

xXDANK_WEEABOOXx posted:

Hi guys long time no seen,
The weirdest shit happened this morning. I woke up and I heard my sister screaming that she wanted to "get all the booty of gensokio" (wtf is a gensokio btw). When I opened the door she was wearing some kind of black witch costume with a blond wig. I asked her: "wtf is this gay ass outfit are you some kind of faggot?". She didn't want to answer.

Please guys tell me how to make her less gay.

I've seen this happening before, I'm sorry but they start the gensokio's booty phase is too late. Hopefully her gay powers won't spread further, just keep her away from Kancolle and LoveLive or else...

Also... This might produce more damage than healing but I've heard that watching Love's Lab! would crush her yuri heart using massive doses of bait and then jump to het, this might save your sister or kill her.

K thx m9

I wish i had a gay sister

What are you, gay?

Hi guys long time no seen,
The weirdest shit happened this morning. I woke up and I heard my sister screaming that she wanted to "get all the booty of gensokio" (wtf is a gensokio btw). When I opened the door she was wearing some kind of black witch costume with a blond wig. I asked her: "wtf is this gay ass outfit are you some kind of faggot?". She didn't want to answer.

Please guys tell me how to make her less gay.

This is the gayest thing I have seen in my entire life.

Yuri collection, honeys get all over the... shit... get all the honeys with Yuri.

What are you fkn gay?

why are you even checking yours sis web history? No privacy I see :v

Well, I walked into her room, she was checking her ipad while she was supposed to do her homeworks. Then, I saw that she was reading on your website some kind of manga with a blond witch girl doing some gay shit. Then I asked her : "wtf are you gay or smth?" She didn't want to answer. So I decided to create an account and to ask you the question.

holding hands with another girl is how girls have sex with each other. It's not gay at all

Oh ok I thought it was some kind of lesbian behavior. Thanks for the help!

She is into something called a touhou project. I searched on google and there was a lot of pictures of anime girls holding hands. Is this some kind of gay stuff?

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Crap.

Hello people.
My sister visits this website everyday. Is she gay or what? I've been browsing through it and it's full of lesbian underage girls with cat ears having incestuous relationship. Sooo yeah, I don't know what to think. Do you think she is gay?

last edited at Jul 18, 2017 4:52AM

Is the girl on the right the witch from Soul Eater?

Zootopia became so gay

Wtf is a vocaloid

Wtf is a Touhou project

Wtf is a touhou project?

What are you fuckin gay?

last edited at Jul 13, 2017 8:28PM