ugh, I've almost missed a thread and I've never really properly introduced myself on Dynasty. So here's my legend.
Long time ago, in a galaxy far far away lived a zombie called takachi, or taka-chan (which was short for Takahashi Eria, but who cares). And you guessed it right, that neither was her real name, nor the planet she lived on was called Japan.
takachi's a female just above 30 years old, transgendered, but successfully transitioned and turned into a zombie ages ago. Apparently no one can usually tell and distinguish her from normal humans until she eats their brains. SHOCK. ZOMBIE SHOCK!
She's easy to romantically fall for various kinds of brains, female or male - it's usually the personality that initiates and drives her head hunt. But it's a fact she has to admit that cute girls taste uncountably more delicious. And she spent quite some years of her zombie life to figure it out.
takachi's current planet is located somewhere in the European galaxy, but she's kept moving from its eastern part to the west over the last decade, so who knows, may be one day she'll even end up in the United Planets of Andromeda.
takachi loves music a lot, various genres, various kinds! She can even play the piano and produces her own pieces occasionally, although she rarely completes a track. Consider it a huge success if she writes one a year...
She also likes surreal stories and art, especially those of Salvador Dali, David Lynch, and Ikuhara Kunihiko, although she strongly doubts she would like to eat their brains. She doesn't like all of their works either. But you can tell she's especially obsessed with those of ikuni. Needless to say she loves complex stories in general, with a lot of subtext, metaphors, symbolism, and blah blah blah to keep her zombie brains busy from the constant hunger of loneliness. She also often ends up stressing herself with writing down her thoughts in posts longer than it's really needed as well as overanalysing everything to death. This lame story of hers is just another proof of that.
So love her or hate her - that's who she is. And if you suddenly feel like feeding her with some brains in a controllable fashion, she now has an account takahashi.eria at gmail/g+/hangouts - don't miss your chance to play with a cute living zombie!
Oh, I'm actually not at all a fan of zombie movies. But having written a joke about it once kinda forces me to use it again and again.
