I dunno. This felt very...bland. Undercooked. Tasteless. Kinda like all the ingredients were just sorta thrown in according to a basic recipe without any spice. At the end of it all, we've got cooking yogurt, and I feel confused as to why such a thorough and careful preparation of the final product is so insipid; it simply cannot satiate me.
If you were able to palate the abuse of puns in that metaphor, brownie points to you.