"Old woman dies of alcohol poisoning due to kinky lesbian sex. News at eleven."
LOL, yeah, I’d think even the news announcer would do a double take after reading that aloud:
“Are you kidding? We’re doing a report on this? I never thought there’d be an audience for this stuff.... oh, wait, this just in! Apparently it’s generation skipping incest as well! We’re going live over to you, Barbara!”
I wonder how comedian Sam Kinison could top this?