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joined Nov 9, 2019

The plot twist is that there's only one daughter who's desperate for both siblings and romance, so she created an imaginary sister who also wants to do her. The mother is disturbed, but also afraid of how her daughter will react if she points out that it's all a hallucination, so she pretends to be okay with the relationship.

There's nothing wrong with dating your headmates. But alter incest does raise questions I'm not qualified to answer.

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

I really wish English had a better gender neutral pronoun than "they". And also that people would just reliably use "they" in situations like this since even if it's not ideal it IS a functional gender neutral pronoun.

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

So he's basically related to the main girl but they won't let him say he's a guy bc she's scared of guys. I mean I get the phobia but why didn't they say he's basically her nephew lol

Who among us hasn't cross-dressed to sleep with our aunt, our aunt's fiance, and another older woman who's our supervisor? I did that practically every time I lost a family member! Except not after losing my aunt cuz that'd be bad.

Eh we're probably past the point of worrying about morals, may as well do it then too.

On a tangentially related note, when you're openly trans in every part of your life except with your family, you have to crossdress for every family funeral anyway.

joined Nov 9, 2019

That feel when you've read every garbage book in your jail and you recommend a mediocre fantasy book to someone but you forgot the first chapter is straight up smut

alexisomorphic
Weird Love discussion 07 Nov 07:43
joined Nov 9, 2019

The way anime and manga make it looks so easy to get a GF is one of the reasons I hate reality so fucking much...

Getting a GF is super easy though, just be a slut and don't be picky. Getting partners that aren't kinda awful can be harder.

joined Nov 9, 2019

In a perfect world you (a girl) go to a smoking hot, super sexy, nubile bombshell gyaru and ask her for a kissing lesson and she says "Sure, sweetheart, c'mere!"

That's perfect world? Sounds more like Slutworld, lol.

You say that like they're mutually exclusive

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

I think it's less of a situation of kids being bullied FOR something like this, and more that they're bullied WITH something like this. People don't need an excuse to bully someone, they'll just use whatever they hear about whoever they want to bully. I knew a girl that was bullied in reference to minor intersex condition that barely impacted her life, another person I knew was bullied about damaging their hymen while stretching. Can absolutely see this being a thing. Also can absolutely see that hearts closer comment sweeping her off her feet. Cheesy romantic stuff about your insecurities is what life is about.

alexisomorphic
Oniai! discussion 27 Oct 05:38
joined Nov 9, 2019

I feel like alcohol would absolutely wreck your vaginal ecosystem, but what do I know

She's an oni, her blood is diluted ethanol

This. People keep trying to bring up the logic of how alcohol would be bad for the vagina of a magical fantasy creature that doesn't age, and explicitely sexually climaxes because of alcohol. Basically TLDR: It's fantasy people, don't think about it super hard.

It's the granddaughter I'm worried about.

alexisomorphic
Oniai! discussion 25 Oct 18:48
joined Nov 9, 2019

I feel like alcohol would absolutely wreck your vaginal ecosystem, but what do I know

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Sometimes you don't need to hear someone telling you not to kill yourself, you just need someone offering to be there with you

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Phenomenal, this manga just consistantly delivers. What's the point of romance that doesn't involve someone being ready to die about it

joined Nov 9, 2019

This is such an abusive relationship!! Healthy girlfriends just tell each other when they want someone beheaded :/

Not want. It’s when they’re going to behead someone. Once a yandere has made up their mind, they do it.

Well that's the thing, cheery girl is the one doing the act, gloomy girl is the one who wants it and is manipulating her into it, instead of just politely telling her to delete the guy's neck. Open communication is so important in relationships.

joined Nov 9, 2019

This is such an abusive relationship!! Healthy girlfriends just tell each other when they want someone beheaded :/

alexisomorphic
Yuru Oyako discussion 22 Sep 15:34
joined Nov 9, 2019

It's one middle schooler's lunch, how much could it be, 10,000 yen?

Is a mother getting kissed by her daughter on the cheeks considered a big deal in japan. I know the daughter here is totally into her mom, but the way she talks it's like it's NG in general.

I'm pretty sure I kissed my parents on the lips until past that age, so this is kinda weird from my perspective. But like I also know there's countries where you'd never tell your parents you love them so I guess cultural differences are cultural differences.

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Just use onion spray lol

I mean crying from onion spray would just bother me more personally, I'd rather take the pain

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

You cant just switch gears from yandere to wholesome to yandere like that.

You've never dated someone with bpd I see

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Why... Okay, but why are they attacking and "killing them with preciousness"? What did they do? And how can I apply tpo this yuri organization? Do they accept males in their ranks? I just wanna fight for the yuri...

Sometimes life happens and you just end up being a gay anarchist

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

GBLT. You can pronounce it giblet!

LBTG! It's an LBT sandwich, + G. (Guacamole?)

The BLT+ community?

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

...and even a (very brief) mention of some sections of GRSM.

GRSM????

It's the new, more inclusive term for the LGBTQ+ or Queer community.

There's a new name every month, I can't imagine it'll stick. MOGAI didn't exactly take off with everyone. I personally intend to stick with the good old legbet

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Just for general information and curiosity. How many of you actually use Dental Dams and Finger Condoms during sexy times?

I only use regular condoms for toys so I can be lazy with cleaning. All of my partners are people I'm in commited long term relationships with so I don't bother otherwise since none of us do things that could cause a pregnancy and I'm not going to spend my whole life not tasting my partners. I'd probably use them if I found a new casual partner.

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

This is great. Can't wait for more. I wonna be a teacher like that.

BUT!

Condoms are usueful also to be put on sex-toys! It makes them last longer and condoms can provide different feelings from usual!

Condoms are bomb for this, but if you have silicone toys (which are great because they have tons of benefits including being non porous and being able to be boiled to clean them) make sure to use non lubed condoms because they generally have silicone lube and you want to use water based lube with silicone toys. Both lubes are nice to have around tho cause I like silicone based better for everything else

^Yeah, I had abstinence based sex ed. I learned nothing! Most of what I know is from fanfic. And, there were lots of people having sex, but not safely. Some girls got pregnant and there were STDs and stuff.

I haven't heard about dental dams either.

Probably cause they're not really readily available. You can modify a condom to use in the same situation if you want to use one but can't easily find them.

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

One of the best things I've read here.

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

1 month later they got fired for fucking in the bathroom

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Seriously though, who the fuck has sex in school anyways lol, I see all these hentai about students having sex in places like the storage room, homeroom after school, empty clubrooms as if they wouldn't get caught irl......unless?

I had sex in school like every other day of my last semester in highschool. Storage rooms, closets, bathrooms, the greenhouse, during class in the back row. There's options. The only times I got caught was after I basically didn't care at all and was a being of pure hubris. There were no consequences though because people would rather ignore a problem if they can.

i can understand behind closed doors like empty classrooms, storage rooms etc. but in the BACK ROW OF CLASS? LMFAOOOO

I'm not going to pretend I made good decisions lol. Hand stuff is totally doable without getting caught if you're good at hiding your expressions though. Although one time a guy asked my partner of they were laughing at him when actually they just came.

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Wanting to kill yourself here is relatable, but I hope she puts on her big girl panties and realizes there's a lot of other people she could kill instead to solve things