Well.. people say my cousin and I speak our own language cause a normal conversation of us it's like:
Her: Did ya kill yourself yet asshole? ( Hello )
Me: Nah but how are you doing with this stick up yar arse? ( Hi, How are you? )
Her: Girl ya can eat shit for all I care, but do ya want to go to grab some food and watch a horror movie so I can see u wetting ur pants? ( Normal, and you? Btw do you want to have a girls day? )
Me: Are u that dumb kiddo? U can't cook to save ur life lol be there in a 1h bitch ( Yes, can you order pizza? )
Yeah, we love each other in our own way lol