What do you get when you cross a mountain goat with a mosquito?.
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You can't cross a scalar with a vector!

• crickets *

Took me awhile to understand.

I mean, I guess it was funny? I chuckled a little at the end, but that's just it. And that's saying a lot because I laugh at any joke that people think is lame

Imma tell you joke. You ready? Kay.
Because I'm a chemistry kid, I'm gonna give you chemistry related joke.

What does a scientist's dog would do if it have a bone?
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BARIUM!
ba sum TSS

I was staring at the ba sum TSS, like ba? Barium? But wtf is sum? But no it was a fucking typo. You can't typo jokes man, it ruins it

How about a physics joke, since I'm not a physician at all?

What do you get when you cross a mountain goat with a mosquito?.
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You can't cross a scalar with a vector!

• crickets *

fuck this
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I think I low key hate science jokes in english because I'm so used to taking the classes in french, I don't get them like half the time, or in this case, not at all

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I was staring at the ba sum TSS, like ba? Barium? But wtf is sum? But no it was a fucking typo. You can't typo jokes man, it ruins it

The ba dum TSS was supposed to be a sort of fx to drum thingy people do when someone do jokes. And barium, like, bury-em

And yeah the typo ruins my only shot at being funny

Did she have sex with the teacher or kiss her? No. It ain't cheating case closed.

...ass!

Might be the biggest ratio of pages:comments on the site.

lol these comments

this was a pretty silly oneshot in any case, the title suits it well

Did she have sex with the teacher or kiss her? No. It ain't cheating case closed.

Oh sure just let me grope this hot woman while my girlfriend is absent.

It is cheating

Did she have sex with the teacher or kiss her? No. It ain't cheating case closed.

Oh sure just let me grope this hot woman while my girlfriend is absent.

It is cheating

^^^ ye

Because cheating is only limited to sex and kissing ಠ__ಠ rolls eyes into the fucking sun

It didn't happen to me but like, my friend knows this guy that mistakingly thought he was out on a date with x girl (x girl didn't consider it a date, nor realise he thought it was so, so not her bad) while he was already dating a girl. When my friend told me I was like super weirded out like... Does the girlfriend know? That's so fucking awkward, like, that he believed it was a date and voluntarily went, even if it wasn't the case in the end. The douche totally cheated on her

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Did she have sex with the teacher or kiss her? No. It ain't cheating case closed.

you dont have to have sex or kiss to cheat. ask your dad if he ever kissed a hoe when she lap dance

Did she have sex with the teacher or kiss her? No. It ain't cheating case closed.

you dont have to have sex or kiss to cheat. ask your dad if he ever kissed a hoe when she lap dance

Unnecessary.

last edited at Jun 21, 2016 4:18AM

ch3n posted:

It's obviously cheating

I'd agree but there's a wide range of opinions on what exactly constitutes cheating. For my ex-stepmother apparently going out and blowing random guys was somehow not cheating.

PaleRider posted:

Did she have sex with the teacher or kiss her? No. It ain't cheating case closed.

Case not closed. Quite a lot of people would consider that cheating. Unless it was some completely innocent contact such as the person earlier suggested with a lingerie shop then it's completely up in the air and depends on the views of both people involved. (Or really just the one with the more strict view of what constitutes cheating because they're very unlikely to ever change that view so unless no compromise is made the relationship is likely to end.) Oddly enough, contrary to what you've implied here, people have a wide variety of opinions on subjective subjects.

Alice Cheshire posted:

ch3n posted:

It's obviously cheating

I'd agree but there's a wide range of opinions on what exactly constitutes cheating. For my ex-stepmother apparently going out and blowing random guys was somehow not cheating.

She didn't love them ;x

PaleRider posted:

Did she have sex with the teacher or kiss her? No. It ain't cheating case closed.

Simply going on a date when you are already with someone is cheating. It doesn't matter if there was contact or not. What matters are intention.

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Nevri posted:

Simply going on a date when you are already with someone is cheating. It doesn't matter if there was contact or not. What matters are intention.

I would disagree, at least partly. Intent does matter but your specific actions matter just as much. That's why someone can be held responsible for the death of another person even though they honestly didn't intend for that person to die. But they'll get a lesser charge than murder since their intent does actually matter.

"It's okay. I only had sex with them to see what it felt like."

"Oh, okay, then. As long as you're not cheating..."

Haha jeez, she was easy to sway. Dead serious, though, super adorable. :3

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Y’all, I’m pretty sure those two people were being sarcastic. But besides that, I miss Minase...

Lol

"A Trivial Story"

It really was, but somehow the discussion thread on it is anything but xD

I mean it would be kind of believable if it was a guy or she had a cock. Girls don't have that kind of sex drive outside of special cases.

Pffffft... If you seriously think that then you're an utter lunatic.
Reality is, most men and women have the same sexual urges and desires. Just that society encouraged men to be more open about it.

Why is everyone taking this story so SERIOUS? Its obviously making fun at cheaters and dumb people who stay in relationships with said cheaters.
I know a couple of moronic people like this. One cheats, makes up stupid excuse, their partner believes them and rinse and repeat.

This isn't a serious story, more like how us NORMAL people view such relationships. We seem them as morons. Such as these two.

Did she have sex with the teacher or kiss her? No. It ain't cheating case closed.

This ain't it chief. If you are intimately texting someone else while you already have a partner its still cheating. Its acting on your feelings thats already considered cheating. You may think someone else is cute or sexy or hot, think they have a nice smile a nice body or personality whateves, thats normal.
But once you start flirting with them and giving them the attention you would your partner, to me, its already considered cheating or being unfaithful.
Its one thing being friends, its another being intimate with someone. And intimacy doesnt only go to kissing and having sexual relations, it can also be something less physical.

Oof. She's in for a wild ride when she learns about aging!

Call me old fashioned but.... Still better love story than twilight