Forum › ... I really wish this was a joke, oh wait IT WAS a joke after all

joined Mar 15, 2017

http://www.animemaru.com

Wish granted.

Ozy_avatar
joined Jan 30, 2013

I, uh, don't see any source for this news? Seems fake.

joined Mar 5, 2016

of course it's a joke, if for no other reason than that there is no way valve has the manpower to carry it out.

joined May 24, 2014

of course it's a joke, if for no other reason than that there is no way valve has the manpower to carry it out.

My bad, with all the shit going on because of the leaked google memo this didn't seemed too unlikely

Heavy%20cruiser%20160
joined Apr 27, 2013

Yeah, that's a parody site

joined May 24, 2014

Yeah, that's a parody site

I didn't know it was a parody site

Dynasty%20necromancer
joined Mar 6, 2014

C-Can i still use Godzilla avatars though?

Afueee
joined Apr 5, 2013

Valve will ban all the users with anime avatars right after releasing Half Life 3.

F4x-3lwx0aa0tcu31
joined Apr 20, 2013

Doesn't matter, the only waifu you need is Gabe

Screen%20shot%202022-12-24%20at%201.57.08%20am
joined Jun 11, 2016

They're going to ban people with Half-Life avatars????

Heres%20wakasa
joined Jul 28, 2016

They're going to ban people with Half-Life avatars????

Valve has devolved so much in the past 10 years, haven't they? They came into prominence because they made the best anime game that was ever made and that will be ever made, and now they're turning their back on their fanbase like this! Every weeb ever has played the entire Half-Life series (including that Japan-exclusive arcade game, the Gearbox games, and Deathmatch) at least 2,145,431 times, and now they're being betrayed so cruelly! For shame, Valve, for shame!

Heihtzz
joined Oct 16, 2016

http://www.animemaru.com/funimation-announces-simuldub-of-the-emoji-movie/

Animemaru only makes serious, trustworthy news.

Alice Cheshire Moderator
Dynasty_misc015
joined Nov 7, 2014

Felloffalot posted:

http://www.animemaru.com/funimation-announces-simuldub-of-the-emoji-movie/

Animemaru only makes serious, trustworthy news.

http://www.animemaru.com/about/

Ok, for liability reasons, I have to come clean. Anime Maru is not real. Nothing on this site should be interpreted as factual nor as a claim to fact. Content is not reflective of opinions held by the staff of Anime Maru. Content is not intended for readers under the age of 18. In conclusion, Anime Maru is fake anime news. If any of this is a surprise to you, I recommend speaking to your mother. She has something to tell you about the tooth fairy.

The site outright admits to being a joke anyways.

Yurikosmaller2
joined May 28, 2011

http://www.animemaru.com/funimation-announces-simuldub-of-the-emoji-movie/

Animemaru only makes serious, trustworthy news.

They even promote sad and heartbreaking stories that can make you loose faith in humanity :(

He even offered to show us what he calls his “shrine to yuri”

Ha, someday I will build my "Temple to Yuri".

Charon-sml
joined Feb 14, 2016

of course it's a joke, if for no other reason than that there is no way valve has the manpower to carry it out.

My bad, with all the shit going on because of the leaked google memo this didn't seemed too unlikely

hmmmm :thinking_emoji:

last edited at Aug 12, 2017 1:50AM

Roomfortwo
joined Feb 11, 2014

Wouldn't banning anime avatar on steam mean it'd cut out around 75% of their user, if not more ? XD And what about all the "animesque" games on it ? Can't see how that might be even remotely plausible.

Johanliebert
joined Dec 15, 2015

Well, that would have been a good idea though.

Alice Cheshire Moderator
Dynasty_misc015
joined Nov 7, 2014

Chantelune posted:

Wouldn't banning anime avatar on steam mean it'd cut out around 75% of their user, if not more ? XD And what about all the "animesque" games on it ? Can't see how that might be even remotely plausible.

Valve's no different than any corporation. Their bottom line is income above everything else. So it's basically impossible for something like this to happen.

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