This one always makes me laugh. Also, a bonus for the fact that right after reading this the first time, it almost feels like you were slapped in the face because you don't even know what just happened.
Whomever translated this masterpiece must be worshipped as a god amongst men. This is a stunning work of art that can only be enjoyed by people with the most perfect of tastes. All that's left is an anime studio adapting this into a short OVA, and it would be perfect. Infinity/Infinity, Greatest thing ever created by a mortal being.
