Wow, reminds me of my childhood.Again.I used to swap things with my friend's things, but not because i was in love or wanted to have her things around me (ew, i'd never want that.Maybe she secretly picked her nose and rubbed the slime off on the pencil)
No.
I.
Wanted.
To.
Have.
A.
Longer.
Pencil.
Not in a pervy way hahahaha
Pizza.
Anyway, she never noticed.Also, we had the Same Brand of things, because we're cheap f*cks, so...if my pencil was just like my pinky, i'd swap it.Or her sweets.
Wait, i stealed her sweets...
Oh well.
She bitch slapped me in kindergarten.
So we're even now.
This taco-eating-playgirl.
I hated her.
And now she's my bfffffffff.
Hm.
Life's weird.
Can someone spank me pls i'm tired and i still need to watch deponia before dawn breaks in and will shine upon me like the goddess maria-sama who gave us sachiko, the gay horse - but she never ever kissed even yumi once and heck, i need dat kiss.
No
No
Let me try again
Can someone give me coffee pls i'm having an carrot stuck in my nose
And ass
But that's another story
Like jesus, who magically run over water to defeat bad Bad Naruto, go catch 'em all pokeAss.
God what am i doing...Little, provincial girl...already to tireless...
Well don't you look like a virgin's sacrifice?
She asked.
I laughed.
GUUURRRRLL MY VIRGINITY'S GONE A LONG TIME AGO YO
DAT ASS SPANK GAVE MA PURENESS AN DARK TURN AND NOW IMMA DARTH VADER BUT BADDER BABES
CUZ I CAN'T TIE MY SHOES BUT I CAN FLUCK YOUR BITCH
I'd be happy if some people recognize the references.
Well done.*bows and swinging my bootiful booty btw*