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joined Jul 23, 2018

Lol what are the chances of having a loud lesbian couple on both sides of your apartment?

no, seriously, what are those odds? bc if there high im packin up and gettin myself my own place asap lol

For a lesbian couple on both sides who both live in the apartment building and are listed as doing such... well.

According to the national multifamily housing council, which I've just learned is actually a thing, 20% of apartment households are married (11% without children, 9% with), and 'other households' (not 'singles' w/wo children) make up 18% of the apartment households.

Therefore, if they were all women, and lesbians, and sharing their rooms with one other woman who happens to have loud sex with them on the nightly, your chances of having 2 pairs of such neighbors in your apartment complex would be a staggering 19% chance! (because only 54% of rental residents live in rental units of 2 or more, and you would need at least 3 to have a chance at being surrounded by lesbians with a statistically unlikely prevalence for nightly workouts... now your odds DO regardless increase for the better with every additional apartment in your block, but there is no way I'm going to be the one who figures each of those out).

Unfortunately, the statistical likelihood is that about 50% of those possible women are actually men. Bummer, but hey, 9% is awfully swell! Now, something like 3.5% of the united states population identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender, but the transgendered probably don't matter for this since gender identity is not a sexuality so that's 5% gone, and the gay men are rightly out, so that takes 36% of more. Bisexuals make up around 40% of the LGBT population, and that's 1 man for every 3 women, so we get to keep 30% of them, and 19% all-american lesbians! All in all, we're looking at 50% of 3.5% of 9%!

0.1575%.... that are of at least half-lesbian persuasion and living in the same household 'togetherly'... probably. Doesn't sound like much on the surface, but that would leave a whole 515,025 lesbian couples renting together in apartment complexes in the united states! A whole million and 30K lesbians living together! That's more than the population of Alaska!

I'm sorry to say, though, that luck isn't totally with us even here, which itself was pretty optimistic. 40.4% of women are medically obese, which is to say that a lively sex life probably isn't on the table (or on the bed, honestly)... and that percentage is actually higher for lesbians, but I do so adore being optimistic, 0.0636%, leaving us with only 208,070 lesbian couples who are statistically more likely to engage in the world of passion on a relatively frequent basis.

Until birth control hormones get into it, and dead fish syndrome which could happen to just about any demographic (gotta keep a few quiet ones in our genes for when the friendly neighborhood saber-toothed tiger comes lurking, but personally, I'm more with the bonobos), and god forbid the famed if-dreaded 'lesbian bed-death'.

TLDR: optimistically for a live-in lesbian pair living beside you in an apartment who like having sex with each other: 0.0636%, acted upon by how many '2-4' unit complexes rest with '2', and how many more than '3' units you have (won't mean they're 'on both sides' of your apartment, but hey, in the building may well be good enough if you've got a real screamer on your hands... to say nothing of across the street. (Please be very aware, this is the optimistic stat, as this is the case for '1' pair of lesbian neighbors.... whereas for 2... AND gods forbid you and your lesbian lover rented the middle room (unknowingly)... you would potentially need to at least cube that number, which would bring you all the way down to 2.57259e-10, which basically just means my calculator just gave up on us, AKA: 0.0000000257259% (one in tens of billions. Obviously it's a lot easier if you're alone, only having to square the number for the pairs of lesbians beside you (and then play with bedroom placement), but there is no way I'm going to travel through the myriad questions it brings to being in the middle room that are dependent on way too many factors as even when if I give up every other factor than you existing as a human being of any persuasion in the room between two pairs of lesbians... you're still at 1 in some millions territory.

PS: far far easier (more likely to find success) to find a gal you like, and keep yourself (and neighbors) up all night to your own schedule. Something like 1.5% of the population swings your general direction, 23 and a half times more likely than encountering delightful neighborhood yuri FROM THE OPTIMISTIC equation of being satisfied with one lesbian pair around. Obviously self-selecting applies, go to college and your rates just soar.

last edited at Mar 28, 2020 12:29AM

Firefly Fanatic
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joined Feb 22, 2019

Looks at post before this Oh god, math... o.O

Cyber Cypher
joined Apr 22, 2018

I think this is the prequel https://nhentai.net/g/291485/

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joined Nov 16, 2017

Nakano's shirt bunny reacts according to the mood wwwww

joined Nov 27, 2017

Well now it's definitely not clear where any of this is going. buckles in

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joined Mar 12, 2014

Lol what are the chances of having a loud lesbian couple on both sides of your apartment?

no, seriously, what are those odds? bc if there high im packin up and gettin myself my own place asap lol

For a lesbian couple on both sides who both live in the apartment building and are listed as doing such... well.

According to the national multifamily housing council, which I've just learned is actually a thing, 20% of apartment households are married (11% without children, 9% with), and 'other households' (not 'singles' w/wo children) make up 18% of the apartment households.

Therefore, if they were all women, and lesbians, and sharing their rooms with one other woman who happens to have loud sex with them on the nightly, your chances of having 2 pairs of such neighbors in your apartment complex would be a staggering 19% chance! (because only 54% of rental residents live in rental units of 2 or more, and you would need at least 3 to have a chance at being surrounded by lesbians with a statistically unlikely prevalence for nightly workouts... now your odds DO regardless increase for the better with every additional apartment in your block, but there is no way I'm going to be the one who figures each of those out).

Unfortunately, the statistical likelihood is that about 50% of those possible women are actually men. Bummer, but hey, 9% is awfully swell! Now, something like 3.5% of the united states population identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, or transgender, but the transgendered probably don't matter for this since gender identity is not a sexuality so that's 5% gone, and the gay men are rightly out, so that takes 36% of more. Bisexuals make up around 40% of the LGBT population, and that's 1 man for every 3 women, so we get to keep 30% of them, and 19% all-american lesbians! All in all, we're looking at 50% of 3.5% of 9%!

0.1575%.... that are of at least half-lesbian persuasion and living in the same household 'togetherly'... probably. Doesn't sound like much on the surface, but that would leave a whole 515,025 lesbian couples renting together in apartment complexes in the united states! A whole million and 30K lesbians living together! That's more than the population of Alaska!

I'm sorry to say, though, that luck isn't totally with us even here, which itself was pretty optimistic. 40.4% of women are medically obese, which is to say that a lively sex life probably isn't on the table (or on the bed, honestly)... and that percentage is actually higher for lesbians, but I do so adore being optimistic, 0.0636%, leaving us with only 208,070 lesbian couples who are statistically more likely to engage in the world of passion on a relatively frequent basis.

Until birth control hormones get into it, and dead fish syndrome which could happen to just about any demographic (gotta keep a few quiet ones in our genes for when the friendly neighborhood saber-toothed tiger comes lurking, but personally, I'm more with the bonobos), and god forbid the famed if-dreaded 'lesbian bed-death'.

TLDR: optimistically for a live-in lesbian pair living beside you in an apartment who like having sex with each other: 0.0636%, acted upon by how many '2-4' unit complexes rest with '2', and how many more than '3' units you have (won't mean they're 'on both sides' of your apartment, but hey, in the building may well be good enough if you've got a real screamer on your hands... to say nothing of across the street. (Please be very aware, this is the optimistic stat, as this is the case for '1' pair of lesbian neighbors.... whereas for 2... AND gods forbid you and your lesbian lover rented the middle room (unknowingly)... you would potentially need to at least cube that number, which would bring you all the way down to 2.57259e-10, which basically just means my calculator just gave up on us, AKA: 0.0000000257259% (one in tens of billions. Obviously it's a lot easier if you're alone, only having to square the number for the pairs of lesbians beside you (and then play with bedroom placement), but there is no way I'm going to travel through the myriad questions it brings to being in the middle room that are dependent on way too many factors as even when if I give up every other factor than you existing as a human being of any persuasion in the room between two pairs of lesbians... you're still at 1 in some millions territory.

PS: far far easier (more likely to find success) to find a gal you like, and keep yourself (and neighbors) up all night to your own schedule. Something like 1.5% of the population swings your general direction, 23 and a half times more likely than encountering delightful neighborhood yuri FROM THE OPTIMISTIC equation of being satisfied with one lesbian pair around. Obviously self-selecting applies, go to college and your rates just soar.

This post is so amazing

joined Mar 14, 2013

Hi all,

Schuyguy has gotten busy and I'm looking to restart translations, but I need a Translation Checker to help me finalise before I release chapters. If anyone here can look over the raws and my initial translations let me know. I'm usually around on discord; Jintor#7532

/edit belay that, AsanagiSeina is kindly assisting. Cheers!

last edited at Jun 24, 2020 2:00AM

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joined Apr 28, 2014

Oh no I don't like Non-chan at all. Get out of that relationship, Satsuki, she's only using you to get back at her ex!

Kat%202
joined Mar 6, 2012

Yeah.. I don't like that girl

joined Jul 26, 2016

Get out of that relationship, Satsuki, she's only using you to get back at her ex!

Given she didn't even know about Sakurako living there before encountering her on the... whatchamacallit... walkway?, (X) DOUBT

Indisputably petty enough to promptly (attempt to) rub her new beau in her ex's face after their sudden meeting tho. Well, Satsuki seems to be a placid sort who isn't particularly bothered by her GF's difficult temperament and Sakurako plainly finds her tantrums hilarious so 's fine.

last edited at Jun 28, 2020 1:35PM

Lojsdbe
joined Sep 16, 2019

Get out of that relationship, Satsuki, she's only using you to get back at her ex!

Given she didn't even know about Sakurako living there before encountering her on the... whatchamacallit... walkway?, (X) DOUBT

Indisputably petty enough to promptly (attempt to) rub her new beau in her ex's face after their sudden meeting tho. Well, Satsuki seems to be a placid sort who isn't particularly bothered by her GF's difficult temperament and Sakurako plainly finds her tantrums hilarious so 's fine.

True, she probably isn’t using Satsuki to get back at Sakurako. However, what kinda psycho pins the person they suspect is now dating their ex to a wall in order to interrogate them on their relationship (which, it should be noted, is none of her business in the first place)? Girl needs to tune it down a few notches.

last edited at Jun 28, 2020 1:48PM

king Leylard the second
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joined Jun 27, 2020

Oh my, I really love this manga, It's definitly a yuri echhi harem manga, I really love it.
-_-

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joined Aug 7, 2017

RandomGuy posted:

Get out of that relationship, Satsuki, she's only using you to get back at her ex!

Given she didn't even know about Sakurako living there before encountering her on the... whatchamacallit... walkway?, (X) DOUBT

Indisputably petty enough to promptly (attempt to) rub her new beau in her ex's face after their sudden meeting tho. Well, Satsuki seems to be a placid sort who isn't particularly bothered by her GF's difficult temperament and Sakurako plainly finds her tantrums hilarious so 's fine.

True, she probably isn’t using Satsuki to get back at Sakurako. However, what kinda psycho pins the person they suspect is now dating their ex to a wall in order to interrogate them on their relationship (which, it should be noted, is none of her business in the first place)? Girl needs to tune it down a few notches.

This is a rom-com. Don't take things so seriously.

joined Jun 12, 2019

Well

Utsugi
joined Nov 24, 2017

Legit had to re-read some previous chapters to understand who was who again. Shorty seems like a country girl, in the Shakespearean sense, if you know what I mean.

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joined Aug 12, 2019

Sakurako is keeping the score over Non-chan. but poor Nakano, lol.

last edited at Jun 28, 2020 7:58PM

The immaculate
joined Mar 19, 2020

I’m really on team sakurako tbh. Normally I like to keep it mono But in this case I’m good for poly too.

Image
joined Feb 23, 2016

Wow if i was in her shoes i would totally join the Sakurako..or schlick to the sound of both neighbors tho like wtf..and props to her for not doinh anything at all xD

last edited at Jun 28, 2020 11:21PM

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joined Jan 24, 2018

Well now it's definitely not clear where any of this is going. buckles in

buckle up bakaroos intensifies

last edited at Jun 28, 2020 11:29PM

minagi mikoto
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joined Nov 14, 2014

Can't wait for when the innocent girl turns the table on all of them!

joined May 30, 2020

Non-chan seems like a shitty girlfriend.
Imagine interrogating someone who seems to be dating or have a relationship with your ex when you have a lover yourself. Not to mention kissing that lover to flaunt.

It's disgusting and I don't like her, her gf deserves better, shw should just join the wholesome Poly harem and leave non-chan LOL

joined May 30, 2020

Oh no I don't like Non-chan at all. Get out of that relationship, Satsuki, she's only using you to get back at her ex!

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. Satsuki deserves better, Non-chan can go fuck herself.

Minami
joined Jun 25, 2019

Imagine being mad at a silly manga.

Utsugi
joined Nov 24, 2017

Imagine being mad at a silly manga.

Imagine a character with so few redeeming qualities that they arouse a visceral reaction in the reader. Now where have I seen that happen before...

Minami
joined Jun 25, 2019

Imagine being mad at a silly manga.

Imagine a character with so few redeeming qualities that they arouse a visceral reaction in the reader. Now where have I seen that happen before...

Most threads probably since peoples here love to complaints about every characters.

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