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joined May 28, 2016

Here's my OTP in Trails of Cold Steel:

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84643917

Trails of Cold Steel Altina x Juna NSFW Lactation

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joined May 10, 2014

Pffft I'm so happy you gais are angry about this too, I don't think I even need to rant again(already did in the Azur lane chat and we are pissed). I didn't bother checking my hololive yt account because sundays are so slow, then holy shit!

I went out of my way to check Coco's personal channel because I was worried but it looks like its fine for now. shes cute

I also went ahead and watched vids about things like the Tiananmen square incident and the current situation with muslims in china just to never forget.
Btw if you're subbed to "hololive moments", go ahead and unsub because they privated their vids and went on a huge rant that made them look worse than Blizzard a few months ago LOL

That's all I'm going to say about this. If the mods feel this is getting out of hand, please go ahead and delete the "offensive" parts of this post but leave the rest up. I do not hate chinese people but I do hate shitstain that is the ccp.


https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83006934
Hololive Coco x Suisei https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82955003
Hololive Suisei x Kanata

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joined Apr 20, 2013

Holohouse more like homohouse, am I right? :))))))

I just heard a song and decided to share something embarrassing, Something I can't tell my friends or in twitter and much less in the shitposting site I frequent because they would destroy me.

When I was like fourteen or sixteen I tagged along with a friend and his parent to some big store, it had a nice modern ambient, it feels luxurious...Almost made me felt like I didn't belong there hahaha but after his parents did their business we went into a cafe and got cake! the place was super nice too with music playing in the background, I was happy but then they played a song by Alex Ubago (I'm not a fan or anything) and ... it broke me hahaha.

While we were chatting random stuff in the table I was thinking "damn... this song is very nice" so I started to pay attention to the lyrics and ...T-They spoke to me! the song resonated with me too much! it was like the song was seeing right through me and I felt vulnerable and before I could do anything about it, I started crying right there in front of everyone hahahahaha I mean, not like Bwaaaaaa T-T but the tears came out and I was so embarrassed trying to hide my face and the worse part is that the song was still playing lo/ so I was still getting a mental attack while trying to calm down and while my friend and his parents were watching me awkwardly and my friend, you know what he said? "Is it the cake???" and I just laugh it off lo/ wtf imagine eating a cake so good you would cry XD aahh but to be honest I don't remember how I managed to calm down or explain, all I remember was the pure cringe and it hurtsss.

By the way, the song it's a ballad about feeling lost and hopeless in spanish ... Wait, I mean the song was in spanish, not that there's an specific feeling of loneliness that only spanish people would get, ok? I doubt it would make anyone else cry but if you're curious here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_wFvL6FTQA if you don't cry then try with cake hahaha

Thinking back, I guess I was really holding back a lot of things ... Anyway I'm not sure if I shared this before but if I did then take this as a Remaster HD

Bonus Aqua Harem stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_aCg61_Qqo

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joined May 10, 2014

I like the song =^)

Btw, got L4D2 since it was $2. Anyone want to play with a complete nub with shit ok aim?


https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84536234
Show by rock Howan x Himeko

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joined May 10, 2014

Calliope x Kiara is now officially #TakaMori
Also, #Amelewds is an official tag too...


https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84673188
Dragalia lost Lucretia x Hildegarde
NSFW*

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Nights%20of%20azure%20avatar
joined May 28, 2016

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84721793

Trails of Cold Steel Laura x Emma NSFW

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joined May 10, 2014

Going outside again is an odd experience.


https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/80421860
Girls' frontline M4A1 x ST AR-15

F4x-3lwx0aa0tcu31
joined Apr 20, 2013

Rye posted:

I like the song =^)

Btw, got L4D2 since it was $2. Anyone want to play with a complete nub with shit ok aim?


https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84536234
Show by rock Howan x Himeko

L4D2 is really good with close friends, even just one...........if you liked the song you have to share an embarrassing story too, it's in the rules sorry.

Korone with Okayu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKQEcmj2U5s
VS
Korone with Marine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRL8cBkuzIQ

I also found 2 really cute translated comics of Hololive

https://twitter.com/BecauseOfReaso1/status/1311767160251797506
https://twitter.com/BecauseOfReaso1/status/1307417901037547520

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joined Oct 22, 2018

A friend of mine from the CivBattleRoyale subreddit made this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E2K5O4J5KA

Blanksmall
joined Nov 24, 2017

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if two of your favorite musicians of all time teamed up in a super-duo that should create legendary sonic landscapes? It just happened in real life to me recently, when Tim Skold (Shotgun Messiah, KMFDM, Skold) and Nero Bellum (Psyclon Nine) created the project Not My God. The era of KMFDM when Tim was in the band and most of Psyclon Nine's catalog is some of my favorite music, so I was soooo pumped when I heard they were doing a project together.

But like most things you hype up inside your head, reality is often cruel. Their debut album is good overall, but with only 8 out of 13 songs being what I consider "listenable," it's also a huge disappointment. Tim's voice just really grates on me after a while, and I wish Nero had done at least some vocals on more than a single song.

Anyway, if anyone wants to, they can check out the video for the best song on the album, "Fiction". It has Nero's punishing synth and Tim's iconic vocals.

Tragedian%202
joined Oct 1, 2020

My Yuri brainrot has progressed to a frightening point. We were doing Jane Eyre in a college class the other day, and for the life of me, I couldn't care about the plot or the metaphors or the godawful romance or the historical significance. The only thought bouncing around in my mind was that Jane would've been much happier with Helen Burns, after which my mind spontaneously generated an alternative universe wherein the rebellious, no-nonsense Victorian middle-class girl eloped with the seemingly naïve Catholic kid with a hidden sense of wisdom. And so dies my appreciation for classical literary romance. It will not be mourned.

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joined Mar 20, 2013

^Beautiful.

Oh, I can help! I've been reading She-Ra fics for the past couple weeks (along with Owl House fics, but that fandom is too young to have many really good stories yet). I'm still making my way through the tag, but assuming you're looking for Adora/Catra fics (that's all I can help with anyway), here's what I recommend:

Wow thank you so much, TB! This was a life-changing moment for me. Less my friend, though. Funny how that works out. Sadly I don't have much to offer in return, because while I did read a lot there wasn't a ton that blew me away. Learning Curve was super good though so if you didn't read it yet you ought to!

I just heard a song and decided to share something embarrassing, Something I can't tell my friends or in twitter and much less in the shitposting site I frequent because they would destroy me.

Serenata.... ;__;
This story was so cute and endearing sad! That sounds awful! How one recovers from that...well. My "embarrassing" story is when I was like 7ish one of my slightly older friends in the neighborhood brought a bow and arrow to my house and we proceeded to use the family tent - unoccupied, don't worry - as target practice. Yeah, still can't get over how short-sighted I was in that moment. Imagine shooting arrows into a tent and not realising the damage is permanent? Heh...it me.

joined Jul 26, 2016

saw & branches: exist
orangutan: my time has come

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joined May 8, 2017

Spy orangutan was not a plot twist I saw coming

Blanksmall
joined Nov 24, 2017

It's all fun and games until the apes start using chainsaws. Then it's just bloody fun without limbs.

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Blanksmall
joined Nov 24, 2017

At the beginning she almost cut her own face. Whoever gave her that saw is an animal abuser.

In the words of Michael Scott...

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joined Jul 26, 2016

At the beginning she almost cut her own face.

...I'm going to be generous here and just assume you have no firsthand experience with saws.

Also, no.

Blanksmall
joined Nov 24, 2017

The ape had complete control over the saw at all times while inspecting it. She didn't "almost cut her own face." I doubt I could touch a saw blade to something as softly as she did, and that type of blade only cuts in one direction. Your "forest cred" means nothing here, sweetheart.

joined Jul 26, 2016

@Random: My father was a carpenter--he thought he could turn me into one too--so I've seen what saws can do. (Fortunately not to my family.)

It seems rather inexplicable, then, how the ape rather appears to have far better practical grasp on handling the tool and what can be safely done with it. Like how the things don't cut diddly squat unless actually moved against something - and it's clearly smart enough to not drag sharp things across its damn face.

2SpiritCherokeePrincess
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joined Jun 20, 2020

Perhaps I overreacted to to something that looked alarming at the beginning. But oh my, what severe response to someone merely showing concern for another living being.

joined Jul 26, 2016

Perhaps I overreacted to to something that looked alarming at the beginning. But oh my, what severe response to someone merely showing concern for another living being.

Mostly because it sounded quite luridly hysterical and not a little patronising given the ape's clearly demonstrated competency with the tool.

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joined Jun 5, 2015

To be fair, my first reaction was also that she'll cut herself either by accidentally moving it or by pricking herself with sharp tips (ngl the way she kissed it, kinda made me feel like she's about to lick it and I could feel the pain coming) and I know from experience that just touching the blade of knife etc can lead to cuts if you press it too hard or make the smallest movement (assuming the edge is properly sharp), so the fact she didn't hurt herself was really impressive. So I don't think 2Spirit reaction was thaaaat much off.

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Blanksmall
joined Nov 24, 2017

Perhaps I overreacted to to something that looked alarming at the beginning. But oh my, what severe response to someone merely showing concern for another living being.

Your passive-aggressive insinuations that we support animal abuse are neither acceptable nor appreciated. And your holier-than-thou attitude is, quite frankly, disgusting.

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joined May 10, 2014

if you liked the song you have to share an embarrassing story too, it's in the rules sorry.

An embarrassing story? my life is embarrassing ....let's seee...
I was like 5? I was with mom at Universal studios, I think I wanted to watch something jaws related(?). Basically, we got separated from the group because my mom spoiled me too much, we were like 20 minutes late and the bus had left. Worst part? 0 english knowledge LOL.
We were lost for around and hour before the group leader found us. Sorry about the lack of details, it's been so long I don't remember it well.


https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84138864
Genshin impact FeMC x Barbara

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joined Jan 21, 2015

Wow thank you so much, TB! This was a life-changing moment for me. Less my friend, though. Funny how that works out. Sadly I don't have much to offer in return, because while I did read a lot there wasn't a ton that blew me away. Learning Curve was super good though so if you didn't read it yet you ought to!

Glad I could help. I did end up reading Learning Curve, and it turns out everyone was right, it was pretty good!
I actually found a story shortly after I posted my recs--you know that feeling you get sometimes when you read a fic and you're like, "This is it. This is my favorite fic in this fandom." ? Well, here's mine: peripheries by ethiobird. It's an ongoing collection of oneshots about Adora and Catra's relationship seen from the eyes of other characters. It's brilliant and I highly recommend it. The character voices are spot on and it can be funny, tender or heartbreaking depending on who's looking at them. I think I'm going to re-read it right now, actually.

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