Some things are just awkward, no one has a magical perfect first time or anything like that. The main thing these goobers need to work on is just their communication, and I'm here for it!
So it wasn't rainbows and unicorns for you all? Just me? No I feel awkward...
Lol, gratz on being part of the low 5-8% of perfect first time experience I guess, hopefully it was a true 100/100 perfect instead of you mistaking a 97-98 out of 100 perfect experience...Though if there was actually unicorns and rainbows at the time then that definitely count as part of deserving a 100+ out of 100 rating XD
'No one' has a magical perfect first time...is kind of a silly statement to make though....But if you mean 'most' or 90-95% of first time is not perfect then you be 1000000% total correct though... And 100% correct on communication part. People probably fantasize about the rare movie or fantasy book first times....Not knowing those are the rare minority of peak amazing experience instead of the normal.
Kind of like how women or men in some case want men or women to cry beautifully while revealing their emotions/feelings like in the movies instead of reality where crying is 90% of the time very ugly looking and messy looking with snot sometimes dripping down...Not the beautiful 1 single tear drop leaking down in a beautiful artistic manner done by make up and a move director XD
The awkwardness is mostly the people involved due to not knowing what to do, affection levels, preparation and all kind of stuff. Like most people said, communication, practice and knowing your partner helps make everything better as you go on and on during your relationship.
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