When I was getting my wisdom teeth removed, my girlfriend told me to let her know when I was out and that everything was okay. I woke up after my surgery, still zonked out of my mind, and they were like "Hey everything went well!" and I went "great, can you hand me my phone please?" and I texted my girlfriend to let her know I was okay.
Later, I found out that I had, instead, sent her a message that just said "tooth".
I then spent the next 24 hours pretty much drinking my own blood as my mouth continued to bleed. So yea, I'm a little offended too lol