^ I would say that it's more Blemi and Whislash getting shipped as they really had a cute lesbian vibe in the event story. Nearl gets included sometimes for bonus lezcestiness.
^^^FWIW she's described as a "distantly related aunt from their father's side" hailing from an unspecified cadet branch of the house, but that doesn't exactly provide much useful detail (all the more so as we have no idea how these things are counted in Kazimierz - God knows they require a scorecard already IRL). It's also offhandedly mentioned she could probably usurp the leadership of the clan in its current difficult situation if she wanted to, but doesn't; that ought to make the current head (Maggie and Maria's actual uncle Mlynar) ever so slightly nervous about her closeness to Maria...
Margeret gave up trying,one of the best lines so the best result is Auntie Zofia,she herself is descendant from whoever married into the Nearl family,something like Zofias' uncle married into one of the Nearl aunts.
Regardless,Auntie Zofia is the best head of the household,and Maria will take good care of her unmarried aunt.
And how on Earth do you even come to the toddlercon statement if you are talking about BP?
What the Hell proof do you even have that BP just lost her tail?,how the Hell did you even confirm that she's that young?
The only logical solution is that you're the nit who treated Glaucus as a toddler frog because she has a tail and that BP is about to grab the crap out of it.
^let me Explain The Obvious with crayons and small words:
- "Tailholding" in the sense exemplified in myrrh's PFP requires both parties to have such an appendage
- BP, being a proper grownup frog, does not have one
I expect the rest of The Joke to be self-explanatory.