Not to mention, if the spikey haired whats-his-face didn't suffer from main character syndrome for whatever reason and Kuroko learned how to trigger Misaka's Dere switch, then this ship might have had a chance.
This one almost made me recall a phantasmal emotion I forgot from years ago... Until it was lost in the cacophonous etches in the eldritch horror-cabin abyss, known as my soul, uwu