Cinderella: There's nothing left to believe in. Nothing.
Fairy Godmother: Nothing, my dear? Oh, now you don't really mean that.
Cinderella: Oh, but I do!
Fairy Godmother: Nonsense, child! If you'd Iost all your faith, I couldn't be here, and here I am! Oh, come now. Dry those tears. You can't go to the ball looking like that.
Cinderella: The ball? Oh, but I'm not crying because of the ball, Fairy Godmother !
Fairy Godmother: Then why the tears, my dear ?
Cinderella: I cry because of Drizella, Anastasia and my Stepmother.
Fairy Godmother: Yes, I understand, beauty can unfortunately only be found on the outside with those three.
Cinderella: That is not exactly what pains me so, Fairy Godmother. The problem is that there is three of them...
Fairy Godmother: Yes ?
Cinderella: ... but there is only one of me.
Fairy Godmother: I'm afraid you lost me, my child.
Cinderella: How am I supposed to have my wicked way with the three of them, when there is only one of me?
Fairy Godmother: ...
Fairy Godmother: I'm sorry to say, useless lesbians are too much, even for my miracles.
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