Great news! I hope it means there's more on the way very soon, though I'm not holding my breath for it.
If we're all talking about our own country's experiences with the legalization of same-sex marriage (or... lack of legality) I suppose I can tell the grand ole' tale of how my home state of California led the way to the legalization of same sex-marriage in the United States.
cue flashback
The year is 2008. The setting, California. "Proposition 8" is on the state ballot. It's a controversial little thing. It would amend the state constitution of California to bar same-sex marriage. Yes, California, possibly the most staunchly liberal of all 50 states in these great United States of America. How did it get there? Have we all lost our minds? Has the world gone mad?
No! It was put there by referendum!
You see, Once upon a time, some goober thought we Californians would benefit from some direct democracy! Anyone can get their stupid idea on the ballot if they can get enough signatures. Any of these stupid ideas can be made law by the vote of the public. You can even make amendments to the state constitution. As one would imagine, this has led to some slight issues over the years. But this story is not about those issues.
This story is about prop 8.
Proposition 8. Surely such a hateful bill would never pass in California? Well it did. Same-sex marriage would not be allowed in the state of California. But wait! We shall take this law to the courts! And to the courts we did go. And behold! Victory! Prop 8 has been overturned! No longer will the gays of California have to suffer under the thumb of Big Homophobia! All have been set free to promote the gay agenda!
Ah, but of course that's not the end of the story. Far from it. Because now the court's decision is being appealed. The supporters of prop 8 want a higher court to take a look at the decision. That's right, it's not over yet. Except it kind of is, because the decision is upheld. But, not content to take this L, the appeals go all the way to the highest court in the land, the United States Supreme Court!
The time has come. The final showdown. It's do or die...
...Honestly? The lawyers on the pro-prop 8 side flub the whole thing so badly I actually feel a little bad for them. The lawyers, not the prop 8 people. The prop 8 people can go fuck themselves.
The Supreme Court, the highest court in the land, has decided in favor of gay. And what's more, as a United States Supreme Court ruling, the decision applies to ALL of the United States, not just California. At last, our gays have been set free!
And that is the story of how California, by banning same-sex marriage, made same-sex marriage legal.
I swear to god. You can't make this shit up.
I am, of course, glossing over things quite a bit in the name of making a more entertaining post. Especially the legal stuff, which is a lot more complicated than what I've presented. I basically skipped over all the actual substance of the cases. What they were about, what the arguments and decisions and reasoning and all that were. Fun fact though! Justice Scalia of all people was one of the five that gave us the happy ending we got. I have no love for that guy, to say the least, but hey, I guess he did something right.
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