Cross-counter! Critical hit! Player 1 wins (player 2's heart)

Did you eat the poor girl's granny the same way, you womanizing wolf?

The hottest part are those steaming chemicals that are probably responsible for the horrifying balloon tits syndrome on display.
At least they are happyily married.

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Did you know that people who are stressed, for example, due to them feeling guilty about lying, tend to sweat a lot?
Do you have anything to feel guilty about, Kuroki Tomoko? licks

Peach: You may call me giant slayer, because imma make this bitch fall!

More like Treat & Treat, amirite?

This is rather clever, because Sakura actually sucks blood in the Realta Nua version of F/SN.
Also these two deserve each other (in more ways than one)

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More like Lick or Treat- Ok this joke is dead now

The devil's got a bang of a dream deal for ya

No candies can compare to this condensed sweetness

I get it. Akari is a ghost, because she is invisible and has no presence... Namori is still trolling.

Oh, I thought it would be a fake out and she would go for the kiss instead. Still good.

She's embarrassed for getting so much candy? Or just overjoyed?

2.5D!

Redhead Bowsette is best Bowsette.

^Agreed. Top!Sakura is nice too though kinda expected Medusa to be the one sucking blood considering what she did to Ayako.

Toreador Maya is a fanfic I didnt know I would want someday.

Chika will insert trick or treat joke Riko

^Medusa x Ayako is my favorite crack ship.

That moment when you're immortal and someone steals your head. Must be one helluva headache she's having, considering she can still feel pain. At least they both look happy, I suppose. :S

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^ Saitei de Saikou no Paradiso...

How's it crack when Rider has a canon crush on Mitsuzuri?

Well first of all, your definition of canon is rather loose it seems. Unless it's been confirmed by Nasu offhand somehwere, the Visual Novel does not actually point it out. It's mostly portrayed as a hunter-prey kind of deal with obvious fanservice/joke connotations.
Secondly, Ayako very clearly opposes the idea intensely and is afraid of Rider. Crack ships are usually ships that cannot, should not or make no sense to happen.

What is hatate

I like to think that Kaede would be dressed up as an angle.